What have you done on your bike today?

[WAYNE]

Surely you just wear gang colours and ignore the lights on a hardley

There was a guy yesterday on a HD and i nodded to him out of habit and he didn't do anything, he looked like a wanabe club member. I looked in my mirror and he didn't have any colours on the back of his leather waistcoat( just saying that is fucking gay) fucking knob!!

 

[Barry Hell]

There was guy yesterday on a HD and i noded to him out of habit and he didn't do anything, he looked like a wanabe club member. I looked in my mirror and he didn't have any colours on the back of his leather waistcoat( just saying that is fucking gay) fucking knob!!

Harley and gay in the same paragraph, who'd have thunk it

 

[WAYNE]

Harley and gay in the same paragraph, who'd have thunk it

To hot for riding at the moment but will be out later, i was talking to my friends in Italy earlier and Marco said they are getting boiled alive!! When the natives say it's hot it's fucking hot.

 

[Barry Hell]

To hot for riding at the moment but will be out later, i was talking to my friends in Italy earlier and Marco said they are getting boiled alive!! When the natives say it's hot it's fucking hot.

Boiled alive, have they not been paying their taxes

 

[WAYNE]

Boiled alive, have they not been paying their taxes

Tax in Italy along with a lot of things in Italy don't translate the same as the UK!!

 

[CAT3]

Surely you just wear gang colours and ignore the lights on a hardley

There has to be a few of you so one can block the road while the rest of you blast through unhindered !! Safety in numbers !!

There was guy yesterday on a HD and i noded to him out of habit and he didn't do anything, he looked like a wanabe club member. I looked in my mirror and he didn't have any colours on the back of his leather waistcoat( just saying that is fucking gay) fucking knob!!

I've found the majority of Harley riders are like BM w*****s & only wave "to their own". When I'm out on my old nail they always wave !! W*****S, I don't even bother waving to them now. I think the most ignorant are BM riders on them 1300 touring things, two up with matching clothes, words fail me !!

 

[Gimlet]

Harley riders who wear normal clothes and bought their bikes just because they have retirement money to spend and fancied a cruiser do wave, I find. The fingerless gloves/village people chaps brigade, never.

Sports bike squeaky leather types, occasionally.

GS all-the-gear-no-idea riders with spotlights blazing, very rarely.

Ancient old farts on Enfield Himalayans or vintage Brits, never. Probably because they can't see you and are too preoccupied trying to recall where they are and what they came out for.

 

[WAYNE]

There has to be a few of you so one can block the road while the rest of you blast through unhindered !! Safety in numbers !!


I've found the majority of Harley riders are like BM w*****s & only wave "to their own". When I'm out on my old nail they always wave !! W*****S, I don't even bother waving to them now. I think the most ignorant are BM riders on them 1300 touring things, two up with matching clothes, words fail me !!

I nod to anyone except just eat and deliveroo scooter riders!!

 

[The skitz]

Harley riders who wear normal clothes and bought their bikes just because they have retirement money to spend and fancied a cruiser do wave, I find. The fingerless gloves/village people chaps brigade, never.

Sports bike squeaky leather types, occasionally.

GS all-the-gear-no-idea riders with spotlights blazing, very rarely.

Ancient old farts on Enfield Himalayans or vintage Brits, never. Probably because they can't see you and are too preoccupied trying to recall where they are and what they came out for.

They ain't spotlights they are actually part of the headlights .. I just replaced one at 353 euro including vat a Guinness is a Guinness and won't wave regardless of the bike they are on, but I do find harley riders the worst..especially the waist coat wearing wankers but they are probably only riding 6 days since owning a bike .. then I've met harley guys and talked motorcycle shit for an hour over a coffee standing in the sun let face it Ducati guys ain't exactly anyone's favourite

 

[Exige]

I think the most ignorant are BM riders on them 1300 touring things, two up with matching clothes, words fail me !!

So Skitz, Rob, Loz (and his tiddler) and Noobie (in his wet dreams) then .............

 

[Noobie]

I nod to anyone except just eat and deliveroo scooter riders!!

The trouble I found with that was at Silverstone and I had got there early for a good spot but got a call that I needed to get home for a proper emergency. I'm leaving, tens of thousands are comming in, I was like one of those bobble head dogs and I swear blind I thought my head was going to fall off.

The worst one ever was, I saw an older style bike coming towards me and as I nodded, they started throwing hammers like a tomahawk machine gun. Fekking enfield owners

 

[Loz]

So Skitz, Rob, Loz (and his tiddler) and Noobie (in his wet dreams) then .............

My tiddler is from India. (Like most tiddlers, according to studies.)

So leave me out of this BumWah chatter thanks.

 

[The skitz]

My tiddler is from India. (Like most tiddlers, according to studies.)

So leave me out of this BumWah chatter thanks.

How embarrassing only a wannabe wanker ?

 

[Loz]

How embarrassing only a wannabe wanker ?

Wanker will always be the dream but in the meantime I'll ride my TVS.

 

[Twinlover]

There was a guy yesterday on a HD and i noded to him out of habit and he didn't do anything, he looked like a wanabe club member. I looked in my mirror and he didn't have any colours on the back of his leather waistcoat( just saying that is fucking gay) fucking knob!!

As I mentioned on here before, recently, anyone coming at me on the road, feet first and especially on a HD…they can #### right off…

 

[WAYNE]

As I mentioned on here before, recently, anyone coming at me on the road, feet first and especially on a HD…they can #### right off…

The set up on mine is ok and not stupid, the real set up on a Sportster is the normal set up with legs down. Mine has a relaxed and not silly forward facing affair.

 

[RA5]

1 Down 1 to go. Got a new skin on the KTM, fekkin $125 for a single tire change, mono rear at that. Thieves. Thankfully I gor a deal on that Rosso IV Corsa for $118 from Revzilla so I still managed to save a little. I swear I want to make riding affordable to everyone and tire changes are such a rip off. Cost as much a 4 on a car around here. I want to just change tires and beat every mofo's price. This one thing really pisses me off.

Kept the old one, checked the plug, pussy strength was the problem, I barely got it in, so I'll patch and keep for spare.

Just need to service the SF and all will be good.

Them bumps on the ride....ooofff. Can't wait for this kidney shit to be over and done.

 

[Hugo Magnus]

"Kept the old one, checked the plug, pussy strength was the problem, I barely got it in, so I'll patch and keep for spare."

 

[Gimlet]

1 Down 1 to go. Got a new skin on the KTM, fekkin $125 for a single tire change, mono rear at that. Thieves. Thankfully I gor a deal on that Rosso IV Corsa for $118 from Revzilla so I still managed to save a little. I swear I want to make riding affordable to everyone and tire changes are such a rip off. Cost as much a 4 on a car around here. I want to just change tires and beat every mofo's price. This one thing really pisses me off.

If only I had your problem.. Rang Ducati Sunderland today for a ride in-ride out quote for a pair of tyres on my Diavel: £459.

Admittedly that's with Rosso Corsa IVs as suppliers aren't listing the cheaper 3s any more, so that's probably added 70 odd quid over the 3s I bought last year. I can get it done a little cheaper at an independent workshop but not enough to tip the balance given that the dealership can get the tyres in 24 hours. And they've got a free coffee machine while I'm waiting...

 

[RA5]

"Kept the old one, checked the plug, pussy strength was the problem, I barely got it in, so I'll patch and keep for spare."

‍♂

 

[Hugo Magnus]

The other day the screws rattled out of my visor and peak. Today I rode down to West Bay and the lid into Helmet City They took it to bits, cleaned it, replaced a missing part, lubricated it and handed it back, no charge.
Then the lad told me that if I didn’t mind the embarrassment that silicone lubricant was a lot cheaper in the chemist shop than that sold for moto helmets

I can’t understand why anyone would want to sit on the beach underneath an overhanging sandstone cliff which could collapse at any time without warning!

 

[Noobie]

You can imagine it now can't you . "hello miss, can I have some sillicone lubricant for my helmet"

 

[SHarper]

Right, not so much today, but this last week or so.

Went out Lincolnshire way, introduced my mate to Bardney bends and tried to show him where we used to keep the boat. The road didn’t exist anymore, it stopped here

Went to a new biker cafe on Sunday morning

Went home, watched some motorbike racing while eating leftovers from the previous night.

Went back out for an evening bimble, passed a church remote enough to be in a guns and roses video

Caught a nice sunset over Chrome Hill on the way home

On Monday, ChezzyM took me out, he’d plotted a route to Hawes avoiding main roads and major conurbations (Holmfirth doesn’t count), did pass through some nice places though
Widdop Reservoir

Cake by the Lake for coffeee and almond slice

Onward and upward, apparently some woman with loads of kids lives here near Kirkby Stephen

Last nights sunset over Monsal Head

This morning, early doors, up near Bretton, where the dark peak meets the light peak

Those are the past bits of week that I recorded on my camera, I’m sure I’ve done something else, but didn’t take any phottys..

 

[Dox]

Surely you just wear gang colours and ignore the lights on a hardley

Yeah but he has to be prepared to throw hands if any Guinness passes him

 

[Dox]

If only I had your problem.. Rang Ducati Sunderland today for a ride in-ride out quote for a pair of tyres on my Diavel: £459.

Admittedly that's with Rosso Corsa IVs as suppliers aren't listing the cheaper 3s any more, so that's probably added 70 odd quid over the 3s I bought last year. I can get it done a little cheaper at an independent workshop but not enough to tip the balance given that the dealership can get the tyres in 24 hours. And they've got a free coffee machine while I'm waiting...

The last few times for tyres I’ve bought from Demon Tweaks and got the local guy to do them - 2 minutes away and does them while I’m there chatting to him so I know he’s not cut any corners on balancing etc, and he likes cash

 

[Gimlet]

The last few times for tyres I’ve bought from Demon Tweaks and got the local guy to do them - 2 minutes away and does them while I’m there chatting to him so I know he’s not cut any corners on balancing etc, and he likes cash

I used to do that. My local bloke here won't fit tyres he hasn't supplied. I wish I still had my clean and spacious double garage with power and lighting and then I'd fit my own.

 

[WAYNE]

Today i went down to Sammy Millers fo BMW day, i got down there a bit late as my alarm didn't go off so not many bikes there. I then headed for Ringwood and on to Salisbury for a Greggs Mexican chicken bap and a drink, i see Southons of Salisbury is closing down at the end of July. This is all i've seen so far this year companies closing down it's rife all over the UK. Southons has been there for as long as i can remember and after a Google it was Founded in 1907.