Climate Change (Global Warming) 🥶🌍🌞

Gimlet said:
Permanent pasture traps vast amounts of carbon in the soil. Cultivation releases it and uses more petro-chemicals to do so. Not that it matters of course because there is no such thing as carbon-driven climate-change. But if that's the modus operandi the climate hysterics want to run with, logically they'd be promoting meat over veganism. In fact, we'd all be like Dox and living on raw steaks. Though personally I'd be augmenting mine with foraged wild greens because I do like a bit of a side salad with my still warm and pulsating slab of animal muscle.

There we are, I've solved the climate "crisis": we must become hunter-gathers. It would also solve the over-population crisis. Why did no one think of living like this before?
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Spot on.
 
Gimlet said:
Permanent pasture traps vast amounts of carbon in the soil. Cultivation releases it and uses more petro-chemicals to do so. Not that it matters of course because there is no such thing as carbon-driven climate-change. But if that's the modus operandi the climate hysterics want to run with, logically they'd be promoting meat over veganism. In fact, we'd all be like Dox and living on raw steaks. Though personally I'd be augmenting mine with foraged wild greens because I do like a bit of a side salad with my still warm and pulsating slab of animal muscle.

There we are, I've solved the climate "crisis": we must become hunter-gathers. It would also solve the over-population crisis. Why did no one think of living like this before?
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Plus, rearing animals naturally fertilises the land, and the majority of grassland can’t be handed over ti growing crops, which depletes the grounds nutrients.

The best these Guinnesss can come up with is cows farting. What about horses? No ones saying reduce horses and they fart all fecking day and there’s millions of them. Virtually all of them recreational.
 
Dox said:
Plus, rearing animals naturally fertilises the land, and the majority of grassland can’t be handed over ti growing crops, which depletes the grounds nutrients.

The best these Guinnesss can come up with is cows farting. What about horses? No ones saying reduce horses and they fart all fecking day and there’s millions of them. Virtually all of them recreational.
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Perhaps the answer is to keep the cattle for all that lovely milk, cheese and butter (and nice leather jackets) - and all that environmentally beneficial green pasture - and eat the horses? :unsure:

Furthermore, unlike gentle and inoffensive cattle, horses fart at eye-level and lift their tails to do so. Turn the feckers into Findus crispy pancakes like the old days, and glue. Can't see a down side.
I think we've got this.
 
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Gimlet said:
Perhaps the answer is to keep the cattle for all that lovely milk, cheese and butter (and nice leather jackets - and all that environmentally beneficial green pasture) and eat the horses? :unsure:

Furthermore, unlike gentle and inoffensive cattle, horses fart at eye-level and lift their tails to do so. Turn the feckers into Findus crispy pancakes like the old days, and glue. Can't see a down side.
I think we've got this.
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Agree with all that, but are you suggesting skinning cattle alive for the leather? 😁
 
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Noobie said:
Chicken farts explain why all chickens taste the same
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Chicken farts are not wasted. They are captured at source and sold to KFC and other low-grade fried poultry outlets who release this effluvium into the atmosphere as a means to advertise their wares.
 
Dox said:
Plus, rearing animals naturally fertilises the land, and the majority of grassland can’t be handed over ti growing crops, which depletes the grounds nutrients.

The best these Guinnesss can come up with is cows farting. What about horses? No ones saying reduce horses and they fart all fecking day and there’s millions of them. Virtually all of them recreational.
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60 million bisson in the us before they were slaughtered
Wonder why cows are a problem
 
Markduc said:
60 million bisson in the us before they were slaughtered
Wonder why cows are a problem
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And why were they slaughtered? To deprive the native people of their natural resource, starve them out of existence and force them to adopt the "civilised" socio-economic and political order.

The assault on farming, aimed at clearing the land of its ancestral inhabitants and enforcing societal dependence on a globalist food chain is a modern-day rerun of that historic crime against humanity.
 
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Fair enough if the Rupert's/Doris's and Crab's want their staff cars electric and their air conditioned offices solar powered, but you will never replace I.C.E. for frontline and operational vehicles
 
Exige said:
Can it get anymore ridiculous 🤷‍♂️


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I fear it can. We have the most ridiculous government in our history, hell-bent of pursuing the ignorant adolescent politics of student union protesters and they've only just got started. It will get far worse before we can get rid of these children.
Clarkson was right: we have to batten down the hatches, look after ourselves, try to preserve as much of our country as we can, and get ready for a massive job to repair the damage in four years time when they'll be gone forever.
 
Gimlet said:
I fear it can. We have the most ridiculous government in our history, hell-bent of pursuing the ignorant adolescent politics of student union protesters and they've only just got started. It will get far worse before we can get rid of these children.
Clarkson was right: we have to batten down the hatches, look after ourselves, try to preserve as much of our country as we can, and get ready for a massive job to repair the damage in four years time when they'll be gone forever.
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But why does Alan love Kier so much, is it just physical attraction then - I thought he was better then that 🤷‍♂️
 
Loz said:
AI has been an agent provocateur every since he saw that Kylie Minogue commercial where she's dressed up in lingerie.

Be grateful he doesn't post pics of himself at the weekend.
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Which commercial with Kylie in her knickers? Link please. I need a new screen saver.

PS. On no account post a link to Al in his knickers or I'm leaving for good. I know what you anarchists are like with these tricks.
 
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