am interested....
What the feck have you done today?
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Went to the National Trust Shop near the Minster shopping for a throw for the sofa 
and ended up battling with a shoplifter in a Tesco Local 
It took more than 15 minutes for a cop to arrive to cuff him and he was a Minster Police fella (yes the Cathedral has it's own police force
)
A few minutes later 5 bobbies turned up and arrested the scroat...
The manager wrestling with the fella said after getting the goods back (packets of steak) he wasn't allowed to detain him due to company policy so me and a tourist (who I initially went to help along with the manager) put the mong to the floor. The manager offered us both a case of beer but before I could accept the tourist geezer said no that's fine - so I had to go along with that and refuse 
Evidently there was a lefty woman idiot outside saying to people we should let him go as he can't afford the eat and it's not his fault. I was later told he'd been in a couple of times earlier that day and had taken a jacket full of Steak and passed it to his mate outside who the scarpered. This was his 3rd attempt of the morning and it went a little wrong
and ended up battling with a shoplifter in a Tesco Local It took more than 15 minutes for a cop to arrive to cuff him and he was a Minster Police fella (yes the Cathedral has it's own police force
)A few minutes later 5 bobbies turned up and arrested the scroat...
The manager wrestling with the fella said after getting the goods back (packets of steak) he wasn't allowed to detain him due to company policy so me and a tourist (who I initially went to help along with the manager) put the mong to the floor. The manager offered us both a case of beer but before I could accept the tourist geezer said no that's fine - so I had to go along with that and refuse
Evidently there was a lefty woman idiot outside saying to people we should let him go as he can't afford the eat and it's not his fault. I was later told he'd been in a couple of times earlier that day and had taken a jacket full of Steak and passed it to his mate outside who the scarpered. This was his 3rd attempt of the morning and it went a little wrong
Well done for getting involved and helping out . If more of us did so( I don`t mean just us on here) there would be less trouble.Went to the National Trust Shop near the Minster shopping for a throw for the sofa
It took more than 15 minutes for a cop to arrive to cuff him and he was a Minster Police fella (yes the Cathedral has it's own police force
A few minutes later 5 bobbies turned up and arrested the scroat...
The manager wrestling with the fella said after getting the goods back (packets of steak) he wasn't allowed to detain him due to company policy so me and a tourist (who I initially went to help along with the manager) put the mong to the floor. The manager offered us both a case of beer but before I could accept the tourist geezer said no that's fine - so I had to go along with that and refuse
Evidently there was a lefty woman idiot outside saying to people we should let him go as he can't afford the eat and it's not his fault. I was later told he'd been in a couple of times earlier that day and had taken a jacket full of Steak and passed it to his mate outside who the scarpered. This was his 3rd attempt of the morning and it went a little wrong
I was going to give the beer emoji but oops, you don`t seem to want any.
Many years ago, from our office you could see the back of the local(small) shops, as I looked out the window I saw some kids scoot over the(newsagents) wall.
I nipped out and into the shop, told the shopkeer what I just saw, he locked the door and we walked to the back store room, next thing what seemed like a dozen kids(three) came charging out, I managed to collar one while he called the police, feck they can't half struggle, I was just about to throw the little fucker over the shelves as he started kicking out when the police arrived, copper grabs said kid by the scruff hand up his back and said " you like kicking do you?" as he booted him in the back of his legs.
they were about 14 years old or so.
Certainly broke up my day.
Would I do it now...maybe maybe not, fuckers didn't carry knives back then.
When he was on the floor………………..did you sit on him, to detain him ?Went to the National Trust Shop near the Minster shopping for a throw for the sofa
It took more than 15 minutes for a cop to arrive to cuff him and he was a Minster Police fella (yes the Cathedral has it's own police force
A few minutes later 5 bobbies turned up and arrested the scroat...
The manager wrestling with the fella said after getting the goods back (packets of steak) he wasn't allowed to detain him due to company policy so me and a tourist (who I initially went to help along with the manager) put the mong to the floor. The manager offered us both a case of beer but before I could accept the tourist geezer said no that's fine - so I had to go along with that and refuse
Evidently there was a lefty woman idiot outside saying to people we should let him go as he can't afford the eat and it's not his fault. I was later told he'd been in a couple of times earlier that day and had taken a jacket full of Steak and passed it to his mate outside who the scarpered. This was his 3rd attempt of the morning and it went a little wrong
No as I is svelte and he would have gotten awayWhen he was on the floor………………..did you sit on him, to detain him ?
he wasn’t very happy but he did look relieved when the police turned up after 15 minutes or so of my whit and playfulness 
At any point did he say, “ I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe !”No as I is svelte and he would have gotten away
If so, it’s Obvs. you were sitting on him, Buckle Buster
Should have called these boys, they know how to deal with young yorkiesNo as I is svelte and he would have gotten away
When he was on the floor………………..did you sit on him, to detain him ?
that would be undue force or cruel and unusual punishment
I am as light as a feather - but at one point he did say 'I can't breath' when i had my knee in his ribs
He wasn't from York and wasn't young, well, he was young compared to me
Dirty Leeds
Elite Member
I been offered a right deal tonight
300 x 50g amber leaf
100x 50g golden Virginia
100x50g cutlers choice
200x cartons of lambert and butler silver
30 litres of Smirnoff red
30 litres of Jack Daniel’s
30 litres of bell’s whiskey
300 x 50g amber leaf
100x 50g golden Virginia
100x50g cutlers choice
200x cartons of lambert and butler silver
30 litres of Smirnoff red
30 litres of Jack Daniel’s
30 litres of bell’s whiskey
We are all proud of you, it’s great that the forum has it’s very own super heroI am as light as a feather - but at one point he did say 'I can't breath' when i had my knee in his ribs
As he only had about 4 teeth I actually thought it was the Finm, so was rushing to his aid, only to find it wasn't him so I quickly changed my allegiance
Who's the fat Guinness btw
Pass on the bells whisky, doesn't even make it as cooking whisky
Agreed - I used to think "there are no bad whiskeys" until I bought a litre of Bells in Gibraltar for £5.50.Pass on the bells whisky, doesn't even make it as cooking whisky
That and teachers
Bells is fucking awefull, back in the day i would drink Glenmorangie or Laphroaig!!
Don't touch spirits anymore and haven't for coming on 20 years.
Don’t forget to add “The Famous Grouse”.That and teachers
Dirty Leeds
Elite Member
I’m very unlikely having any of it as would need to raise the money which would mean flog my car and it’s too much a gamble.
After 3 malts grouse is acceptable
Asda blend won some praise many moons ago, but I'd stick with black label
TBH JW Black is better than some cheaper malts.
Dirty Leeds
Elite Member
If I bought all the tobacco he would give me the 90 litre of spirit for free, £6500 for the lot is flipping cheapPass on the bells whisky, doesn't even make it as cooking whisky
Just in the showroom buying myself a VW Transporter.
Tell us more NG!!! T6.1?Just in the showroom buying myself a VW Transporter.