What have you done on your bike today?

Today i got my Dainese trousers on for the first time this year then went for a spin to Salisbury, i found out Greggs is still there!! They have moved to a bigger shop opposite the Vodafone shop in the Old George Mall, i Googled it yesterday to see wtf was going on. :unsure: I also noticed more shops closed, a bit alarming really, i have also seen 4 pubs closed!!:( Anyway after a hot tea and a sausage roll from Greggs i headed for Stockbridge along the A30, i was riding through Stockbridge when this fat Guinness came close to hitting me head on by not giving way, he gestured to me to move over so i decided to turn round and let him know what i think of his actions, he was parking up so i went over to his van and asked him WTF was that you Guinness!! Apparently to him heading into oncoming vehicles is ok, he was a fat Guinness and told me he spent 25 years in the army and was a boxing champ, AND, prick, so i took a picture of him and the reg.:) He did the same to me and i also took a pic of the Sky van he was in with phone number so i will be putting in a compliant about him later!!(y) I then headed towards Loomies and on to Tesco and a nice ride in the sun along Western shore then home. Loving the Enfield even though it fights me all the time it just plods along and ticks over nicely now the carb has settled down, love it!!:love:
 
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WAYNE said:
Today i got my Dainese trousers on for the first time this year then went for a spin to Salisbury, i found out Greggs is still there!! They have moved to a bigger shop opposite the Vodafone shop in the Old George Mall, i Googled it yesterday to see wtf was going on. :unsure: I also noticed more shops closed, a bit alarming really, i have also seen 4 pubs closed!!:( Anyway after a hot tea and a sausge roll from Greggs i headed for Stockbridge along the A30, i was riding through Stockbridge when this fat Guinness came close to hitting me head on by not giving way, he gestured to me to move over so i decided to turn round and let him know what i think of his actions, he was parking up so i went over to his van and asked him WTF was that you Guinness!! Apparently to him heading into oncomig vehicles is ok, he was a fat Guinness and told me he spent 25 years in the army and was a boxing champ, AND, prick so i took a picture of him and the reg.:) He did the same to me and i also took a pic of the Sky van he was in with phone number so i will be putting in a compliant about him later!!(y) I then headed towards Loomies and on to Tesco and a nice ride in the sun along Westerne shore then home. Loving the Enfield even though it fights me all the time it just plods along and ticks over nicely now the carb has settled down, love it!!:love:
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Photies for the wank bank for both of you :oops: :ROFLMAO:
 
Exige said:
Photies for the wank bank for both of you :oops: :ROFLMAO:
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Here he is the fat Guinness he also threatened to knock me out and said i meant nothing to him as he then said he will take a photo of my number plate when i leave. He tells me i mean nothing to him yet he is going to wait to get my reg!! :ROFLMAO:

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WAYNE said:
Here he is the fat Guinness he also threatened to knock me out and said i meant nothing to him as he then said he will take a photo of my number plate when i leave. He tells me i mean nothing to him yet he is going to wait to get my reg!! :ROFLMAO:

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If you were an ex boxing champ, and you were in a situation that you thought might get physical, would you say it? I wouldn't.
 
GarySN said:
I'd have thought 25 years in the army would've taught him a bit of self-respect and self-control too.
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He was full of shit, he said it to get me to back off, i've seen this before it's the make yourself look tough gag!! I'm i skinny Guinness that weigh's 10 stone but some people get under my skin!!
 
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Dox said:
If you were an ex boxing champ, and you were in a situation that you thought might get physical, would you say it? I wouldn't.
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No, there would be no reason to say that unless you where shitting yourself, dickhead!! It's the one thing that has been my undoing in the past!! I find it hard to back down, i've had some right kickings in the past and i've dealt it. I've had my nose broken 10 times, my right cheekbone broken, both my little finger knuckles broken, i had 15 stitches in my head when someone hit me with a stool, broken ribs and some other stuff i've probably forgoten about, i don't make myself to be bigger than what i am by making stupid comments like he did!!
 
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I Today i got my Dainese trousers on for the first time this year then went for a spin to Salisbury, i found out Greggs is still there!! They have moved to a bigger shop opposite the Vodafone shop in the Old George Mall, i Googled it yesterday to see wtf was going on. :unsure: I also noticed more shops closed, a bit alarming really, i have also seen 4 pubs closed!!:( Anyway after a hot tea and a sausge roll from Greggs i headed for Stockbridge along the A30, i was riding through Stockbridge when this fat Guinness came close to hitting me head on by not giving way, he gestured to me to move over so i decided to turn round and let him know what i think of his actions, he was parking up so i went over to his van and asked him WTF was that you Guinness!! Apparently to him heading into oncomig vehicles is ok, he was a fat Guinness and told me he spent 25 years in the army and was a boxing champ, AND, prick, so i took a picture of him and the reg.:) He did the same to me and i also took a pic of the Sky van he was in with phone number so i will be putting in a compliant about him later!!(y) I then headed towards Loomies and on to Tesco and a nice ride in the sun along Westerne shore then home. Loving the Enfield even though it fights me all the time it just plods along and ticks over nicely now the carb has settled down, love it!!:love:
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I’ve been to Stocksbridge today too. This morning I had to source a van mirror after Our Gert lost one yesterday 🙄, anyhoo it ended up costing £83 for a glass. Decided to pop and visit my mate Ray, who was having a go at getting his ‘Black Bomber’ (1965 450 Honda) going, it wasn’t having it so I suggested bumping it, wish I hadn’t. He wanted to take it to the top of the biggest hill, so we loaded it into his pick-up, took it to the top of the hill and tried and tried to bump it, I followed in his truck
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It was like a scene from Last of the summer wine. Good laugh though.
Stopped to take you a picture on the way home…
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Dox said:
If you were an ex boxing champ, and you were in a situation that you thought might get physical, would you say it? I wouldn't.
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Perhaps he has to declare his fists as potential deadly weapons.
 
Dox said:
If you were an ex boxing champ, and you were in a situation that you thought might get physical, would you say it? I wouldn't.
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Aye always best to say fuck all, many moons ago, I was involved in a little bit of fuss in a local boozer, a jack the lad confronted yours truly, telling me he was a boxer, he had his dukes up, shouting he was gonna put my lights out.
So I kicked him in the balls, gave him a slap, told him to go home and get his mam to rub his balls better!
There is always a bigger and better fucker out there, ask me how I know :oops:
 
Noobie said:
If he has been in the army for 25 years, his employer would know this and validates your complaint otherwise how would you know?
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I have his reg and time of day, he said he was on his teabreak!! He knew he was in the wrong but just couldn't bring himself to say sorry. As Gary said if he was in the army for 25 years then keeping self-control is number one in the forces. I have 2 friends that where in the First Battalion Grenadier Guards and where in the first gulf war, they where in a Warrior personel Carrier when one got taken out by friendly fire by an A-Ten Tankbuster!! I thought it might of been them but got a letter from them 5 days later!!:oops:
 
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WAYNE said:
Here he is the fat Guinness he also threatened to knock me out and said i meant nothing to him as he then said he will take a photo of my number plate when i leave. He tells me i mean nothing to him yet he is going to wait to get my reg!! :ROFLMAO:

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No way a boxer, the size of his unbroken nose, what a load of old shit, I wouild have fixed it for him as a gesture of goodwill 🤭
 
BobTheBounder said:
No way a boxer, the size of his unbroken nose, what a load of old shit, I wouild have fixed it for him as a gesture of goodwill 🤭
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Years ago back in 1995 i was in a pub with my mates playing pool and watching the cricket, we where on it all day and i was drinking Newcastle Brown back then!!
I went to play a shot and this big Guinness was in there and i asked him politely to move to take a shot and he grabbed me and headbutted me in the nose twice so i picked up a Newcastle brown bottle and hit him in the top of his head, i had to jump up, he went down like a sack of spuds!! :ROFLMAO:
Now i'm not a user of weapons in fights but he fucking deserved it the Guinness, i later found out he was with a girl i knew some years back and she bought me a beer and kiss!!:unsure:
Found out he used to beat her up:mad:, lovely girl she is.:)
 
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Today so far my son is coming round to see me in his demonic fueled electric car ffs!! :ROFLMAO: He got it on a deal from his works company at the docks and it costs him fuck all to run it, bonus i suppose, fucking Judas!! I have also decided after yesterdays ride out i'm going to lower the needle jet one notch for a bit more bang!! It does have more to give without being silly. Hitchcocks do a twin spark head conversion kit at 400 odd quid, not worth it imo but interesting to find out what performance power you get from it??:unsure:
 
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