The Black Isle Recce Run

...any of you lot of troublesome reprobates come onto my land, I'll set the man-eaters onto you....!
...they can kill yer just by lookin' at yer!!!!!

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Count me out as Im @@@@in sick of roads just now, Ive done nothing but driving for the last 8 days and Ive another 4 days to go. :(
 
Ya bloody woose, i've been on the bike aww through winter fudrucker and i'm still game :eek: :D
 
Anyway we'll get tae play with the ally ;) :D
Is that a new pet for the troops Edd and is the old yin still wabblin aboot ?
 
I hope the weather is good as I'd like to do this one. I need more time on the bike to get back in shape. I was out today for the first decent run this year. Edzell, Banchory, Stonehaven, Montrose and home again, about 106 miles. For the first 30 miles or so I felt stiff and awkward but was loosening off nicely after that but by the time I'd reached Montrose my left arm was killing me from the clutch. I have this every year for the first few runs until my clutch pulling muscles get back in shape again. By June I'll happily be doing 300+ miles a day. :)
 
Davieravie said:
Count me out as Im @@@@in sick of roads just now, Ive done nothing but driving for the last 8 days and Ive another 4 days to go. :(
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you blo0dy poof, driving for the last 8 days, what, putting all the clocks of Scotland forward? you are just afraid that my Rose is gonna give you a row coz you didn't come over last time you were up in F'trose.

...if its any comfort, my bike is still in a thousand bits, my heads are still down south!!!! :(

Tam, that is Cara, poor old Monty died just over a month ago! she will bite anyone's goolies off upon my command - maybe that's the reason why Davie won't come up - chicken!!!!!! :rolleyes: ;) :p
 
ProjectImola004 said:
you blo0dy poof, driving for the last 8 days, what, putting all the clocks of Scotland forward? you are just afraid that my Rose is gonna give you a row coz you didn't come over last time you were up in F'trose.

...if its any comfort, my bike is still in a thousand bits, my heads are still down south!!!! :(

Tam, that is Cara, poor old Monty died just over a month ago! she will bite anyone's goolies off upon my command - maybe that's the reason why Davie won't come up - chicken!!!!!! :rolleyes: ;) :p
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Sorry to hear that mate, he was always up for a tickle and a play. Never did get him trained tae pee on yur bike :p :D
 
Derek said:
I hope the weather is good as I'd like to do this one. I need more time on the bike to get back in shape. I was out today for the first decent run this year. Edzell, Banchory, Stonehaven, Montrose and home again, about 106 miles. For the first 30 miles or so I felt stiff and awkward but was loosening off nicely after that but by the time I'd reached Montrose my left arm was killing me from the clutch. I have this every year for the first few runs until my clutch pulling muscles get back in shape again. By June I'll happily be doing 300+ miles a day. :)
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I was in all round Dundee city TWICE ,Edzell, Montrose, Forfar, Arbroath, Kirriemuir, Alyth, Brechin, Monifeith, Carnoustie, Friockham (sp?), Broughty Ferry and back through @@@@ing Dundee again

Oh...and popped in Perth on the way home just for the @@@@ing hell of it at 7.30pm!! :(

Didnt see you though....
 
borderduc said:
I thought you travelled by Tardis, oh timelord...?:lol2:
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Wish I could.....

ProjectImola004 said:
you blo0dy poof, driving for the last 8 days, what, putting all the clocks of Scotland forward? you are just afraid that my Rose is gonna give you a row coz you didn't come over last time you were up in F'trose.

...if its any comfort, my bike is still in a thousand bits, my heads are still down south!!!! :(

Tam, that is Cara, poor old Monty died just over a month ago! she will bite anyone's goolies off upon my command - maybe that's the reason why Davie won't come up - chicken!!!!!! :rolleyes: ;) :p
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Getting the sticks and wee balls out again this Sunday......my golf club membership costs about 10 times more than it does to service the bike. Kind of worked out about £100 a round last season due to a @@@@ed back. :mad:
 
Davieravie said:
I was in all round Dundee city TWICE ,Edzell, Montrose, Forfar, Arbroath, Kirriemuir, Alyth, Brechin, Monifeith, Carnoustie, Friockham (sp?), Broughty Ferry and back through @@@@ing Dundee again

Oh...and popped in Perth on the way home just for the @@@@ing hell of it at 7.30pm!! :(

Didnt see you though....
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aww didums :p :D
 
Davieravie said:
I was in all round Dundee city TWICE ,Edzell, Montrose, Forfar, Arbroath, Kirriemuir, Alyth, Brechin, Monifeith, Carnoustie, Friockham (sp?), Broughty Ferry and back through @@@@ing Dundee again

Oh...and popped in Perth on the way home just for the @@@@ing hell of it at 7.30pm!! :(

Didnt see you though....
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when are you over here??? don't tell me you have been already and not bought me lunch :mad: ...............

or even worse.................


have you been here and left without your lunch beng spilt all over your clean jeans:confused: ;) ;) :D
 
foxy said:
when are you over here??? don't tell me you have been already and not bought me lunch :mad: ...............

or even worse.................


have you been here and left without your lunch beng spilt all over your clean jeans:confused: ;) ;) :D
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I dont do South Lanarkshire now....Im still suffering from PTSD after the last time I visited! :D
 
Davieravie said:
I dont do South Lanarkshire now....Im still suffering from PTSD after the last time I visited! :D
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och - I am soooooooo sorry to hear that you don't do here anymore......... I was kinda looking forward to the revenge episode ( and needless to say a free Greggs lunch:D )

Good luck with the ongoing counselling sessions for the PTSD ;)
 
Davieravie said:
Wish I could.....



Getting the sticks and wee balls out again this Sunday......my golf club membership costs about 10 times more than it does to service the bike. Kind of worked out about £100 a round last season due to a @@@@ed back. :mad:
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...:eek: golf is a good walk ruined. Can't believe you endulge in such a waste of time. Get a dog or two, some kids, a couple of horses and you will have much more fun instead of hitting some dimplely ball with yer 9iron!! ;) :p

...then again, here am I building another Airfix model into the small hours!!!!! :o :p
 
Davieravie said:
I think Mr T Woods might disagree with that statement.....he seems to have done OK in life out of it ;)
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During a golf tour of Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The pump attendant, who was never the sharpest tool in the box, and knows nothing about the game, greets him in a typically Irish manner completely unaware of who the golf pro is.

"Top o' the marnin' to ya, sur," says the attendant. Tiger nods his head in acknowledgement and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dose?" the attendant asked.

"They're called tees" replied Tiger.

"Bejasus - what on God's earth are dey for?" asked the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving." replied Tiger.

"Fookin' Bejaysus!" exclaimed the Irishman, "Dem Germans tink of everything!"
 
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?













































'cos the drug dealer can only sell his crack once........

I'll get me coat
 
Davieravie said:
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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you were comparing yourself to tiger woods the affrontery of this man has no back to it.

why stop at tiger woods, why not compare yourself to gallileo. or even winston churchill, in fact seeing as you spend a lot of your time in church steeples , why not go the whole hog and compare yourself to the big man.

tiger woods................more like tony the tiger
 
gordj65 said:
you were comparing yourself to tiger woods the affrontery of this man has no back to it.

why stop at tiger woods, why not compare yourself to gallileo. or even winston churchill, in fact seeing as you spend a lot of your time in church steeples , why not go the whole hog and compare yourself to the big man.

tiger woods................more like tony the tiger
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
 
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