Really it all depends on what you consider the correct gear:
harley owners= cowboy boots, jeans that look like theyve been peed in, leather chaps for that line dancing look a frilled leather jacket, a mad mental bandana and a name badge that says your really called billy bob.
honda goldwing owners= big sensible boots that will also do for lots of walking around for "when you get there".padded waterproof trousers for that "i know how to stay dry look". mums gift of a big knitted jumper with a nice country scene on it, underneath the "This jacket cost me two thousand pounds but keeps me dry and has a can opener look), a pudding bowl haircut and an open face helmet with a visor on it so everyone can see their microphone.
R1, fireplace and ZX10 owners: one piece leathers at the same time tight enough to show off the lack of penis and testicles and loose enough at the arse to look like youve got your sandwiches packed in there. race boots that are so armoured walking is severely hampered and a multi colour dayglo lid which is so tight it severely hampers the thought process.
Triumph owners: idealy old belstaff leather trousers that the leather is so cheap and thick you cant bend at the knees with them, old steel toecap boots, old belstaff jacket that is no longer waterproof looks like an oil slick and has lots of large pockets ,rain for the filling off, any old lid so long as its scratched and battered and for the men only, underneath it all ladys lacy pants ,stockings and suspenders.
like i say it really depends on what you call suitable
harley owners= cowboy boots, jeans that look like theyve been peed in, leather chaps for that line dancing look a frilled leather jacket, a mad mental bandana and a name badge that says your really called billy bob.
honda goldwing owners= big sensible boots that will also do for lots of walking around for "when you get there".padded waterproof trousers for that "i know how to stay dry look". mums gift of a big knitted jumper with a nice country scene on it, underneath the "This jacket cost me two thousand pounds but keeps me dry and has a can opener look), a pudding bowl haircut and an open face helmet with a visor on it so everyone can see their microphone.
R1, fireplace and ZX10 owners: one piece leathers at the same time tight enough to show off the lack of penis and testicles and loose enough at the arse to look like youve got your sandwiches packed in there. race boots that are so armoured walking is severely hampered and a multi colour dayglo lid which is so tight it severely hampers the thought process.
Triumph owners: idealy old belstaff leather trousers that the leather is so cheap and thick you cant bend at the knees with them, old steel toecap boots, old belstaff jacket that is no longer waterproof looks like an oil slick and has lots of large pockets ,rain for the filling off, any old lid so long as its scratched and battered and for the men only, underneath it all ladys lacy pants ,stockings and suspenders.
like i say it really depends on what you call suitable
