He's cutting back
What the feck have you done today?
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He's cutting back
That would assume that I once had it.
I do vaguely remember you rambling on about it at some point. Well, crack on then!
I had a mate that had the best time, just sharing one with his bird...ONE between them!
Don't want birdshit on my table, duh!
Before you carve it do you realise you have your birth date wrong by +1 day
and it was under a year too, not 3 
Stop blacking up you racist
True story :
Elsie is going to Salzberg with her sisters and daughters next week on a Sound of Music tour.
They fly from Manchester to Munich and catch a train into Austria.
This morning I asked her "Which airline are you using to fly to Germany Elsie?"
"The Luftwaffe Ron"
"You mean Lufthansa Elsie?"
"You know what I mean"
Elsie is going to Salzberg with her sisters and daughters next week on a Sound of Music tour.
They fly from Manchester to Munich and catch a train into Austria.
This morning I asked her "Which airline are you using to fly to Germany Elsie?"
"The Luftwaffe Ron"
"You mean Lufthansa Elsie?"
"You know what I mean"
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She's always ready to eat something.
Have you noticed how crap modern Fly Spray is ?
When I was a kid you would score a “direct hit” with a squirt and the dirty little bastard would fall out of the sky like a WW2 bomber that had just been raked by a fighter plane
Now they rub it in like you have sprayed them with Lynx Africa
When I was a kid you would score a “direct hit” with a squirt and the dirty little bastard would fall out of the sky like a WW2 bomber that had just been raked by a fighter plane
Now they rub it in like you have sprayed them with Lynx Africa
Oh! that full, well it'll make the grass grow.
Your kids will be more thrifty when they have their own water bill to pay.
Your kids will be more thrifty when they have their own water bill to pay.
Just to add. When the world goes tits up & there is no leccy; so no gas, water, shops etc; I have a big fat power bank which will run the house for a week! Chew on that EV hater tossers!!My car viewed from our lodge veranda in Darwin Forest. I know you fcukers love an EV.View attachment 170261
Sounds a bit like modern day weedkiller !
Feels like I have just been watering the feckers this year
Just to add. When the world goes tits up & there is no leccy; so no gas, water, shops etc; I have a big fat power bank which will run the house for a week! Chew on that EV hater tossers!!
Oh…I though someone had put their old fridge outside for collection
No water bill here
