Pissing down with rain so got soaked putting back in the front garage️
Are you OK hun, or are you just dementedNot quite a glacial flood down the stairs but the weather between the kitchen and the front garage must have been terrible.
Within reason, the noise level is irrelevant. It's whether you ride like a cnut where you shouldn't and misuse your bike's sound to compensate for your tiny penis. If you do that, you're just a cock with an annoying toy. If you show due consideration and observe the common sense laws of time and place - whatever you ride, whether it's a thumping Ducati, an open pipe Harley or a screaming Jap four - everyone can tell instantly what sort of person you are whether they've ever ridden a bike themselves or not.![]()
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Within reason, the noise level is irrelevant. It's whether you ride like a cnut where you shouldn't and misuse your bike's sound to compensate for your tiny penis. If you do that, you're just a cock with an annoying toy. If you show due consideration and observe the common sense laws of time and place - whatever you ride, whether it's a thumping Ducati, an open pipe Harley or a screaming Jap four - everyone can tell instantly what sort of person you are whether they've ever ridden a bike themselves or not.
Just like guns don't kill people, people do: bikes don't offend people; it's the arsehole in the saddle who does that.
I didn't read the article tbf. Just reacting to the usual "noisy bike" arguments.That’s not what I get from the article.
What I see is that we are at the mercy of some little dicked cop who’s having a bad day.
I just saw an FB clip from a guy getting pulled by a cop on super Sunday on the IoM saying why were you weaving? Guy said to warm my tyres; cop says ‘you’re not going to warm your tyres doing that’
Oh thanks Sherlock…I thought friction x distance equal heat…but you can say whatever you like and expect to be taken seriously?
Cops will go for any low hanging fruit - in this case those of us who will pull over and argue the toss.
It will lead to zero more scrotes taken off the roads, and many proper bikers who may have improved their bikes esthetically or aurally paying pointless fines.
I didn't read the article tbf. Just reacting to the usual "noisy bike" arguments.
Hotter than normalIs that @Barry Hell in his hotter than usual Scotch summer![]()
Hotter than normalit's been pish, grey, cold and wet, pish I tell ye
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Pished it down todayStill better than wet, wet , cold and wet though?![]()
Pished it down today![]()
Love the honesty and strict adherence to forum etiquette - top notch![]()
Woke up early to the pissing rain so no bike action so choose to take the peaceful morning to load up the beemer and trigger some folk on hereim not naming names but noobs leave your cock alone its not cool
im away in 2 weeks for 16 days around Northern Spain and Portugal so just making sure everything is tip top .. just myself and the wife and really looking forward to it
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The box on the bike is only new so back rest ordered.. my slightly smaller genuine BMW has one alreadyOnly because your good lady is going. Have you ever thought about a back pad mounted on the front facing side of the top box?
Something like these might stop the brackets digging into her back
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I’m guessing your stuff goes in the tank bag and Mrs S has bagged the panniers and top box?Woke up early to the pissing rain so no bike action so choose to take the peaceful morning to load up the beemer and trigger some folk on hereim not naming names but noobs leave your cock alone its not cool
im away in 2 weeks for 16 days around Northern Spain and Portugal so just making sure everything is tip top .. just myself and the wife and really looking forward to it
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Something like that .. I get the smaller pannier over the exhaust and she gets everything elseI’m guessing your stuff goes in the tank bag and Mrs S has bagged the panniers and top box?
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No ... the wife won't entertain it .. she says it makes me look fatAre you taking your orange bikini top ?View attachment 169797
Ask the gentleman on the trip if im a slow coachJudging by the picture, I'd say you should tell her that you need more weight to get the bike to lean over properly and get rid of the chicken strips![]()
Ask the gentleman on the trip if im a slow coach![]()