Today is the fifth anniversary of the Forum's Erectile Dysfunction Club starting up.
Unfortunately it was a flop and nobody came.
Unfortunately it was a flop and nobody came.
What the feck have you done today?
- Thread starter The GOAT
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Fucking bluffersFluffers, that’s what the club needs - fluffers
The amount of drugs i am on at the moment I saw the owl and the pussycat last night
What about that slide under the truck and recovery move? In a suit no less. Or the turn and click helmet on move? If only it were that easy, where's the 007 motorcycle training school?
Of course I had to get this one...My only LP:
I have the original protector with the names for all the switches and dials, but went ahead and put on a new one since they are known to break from the stress on the input. Thing weighs a tonne and causes back pain to play, but I love it. Yeah, I play it through a Fender amp....
Weather was half decent today so decided to go pike fishing for a couple of hours. Managed to catch the biggest one in the lake which I've been after all winter.
It normally weighs around 18lb. Nobody else on the lake to take photos for me and the battery had gone flat in my scales.
It normally weighs around 18lb. Nobody else on the lake to take photos for me and the battery had gone flat in my scales.
Weather was half decent today so decided to go pike fishing for a couple of hours. Managed to catch the biggest one in the lake which I've been after all winter.
It normally weighs around 18lb. Nobody else on the lake to take photos for me and the battery had gone flat in my scales.
Yeah yeah...
Washed a ton of bird shit off my car and replaced the two front number plate screws/covers.
You want to see the gorgeous bird i pulled as soon as you went home mate
Just one?
I pulled two on the way to the taxi rank
I get the impression that some people are questioning the validity of my story.
Who’d have thought it?
Who’d have thought it?
You want to see the gorgeous bird i pulled as soon as you went home mate
I got some bad news for you, if you are pulling your "Bird", it's a bloke in disguise.
Elsie asked me today "Ron, what type of funeral do you want?"
"I would like my remains scattering across Disneyland Elsie, but I do not want to be cremated"
"I would like my remains scattering across Disneyland Elsie, but I do not want to be cremated"
^ Brilliant
True story
My wife came running into our bedroom this morning - "Ron - I've just had a really vivid dream I've got to tell you about"
"Were they coming for you again Elsie ?"
"No Ron, I dreamt that you were gay and arranged a date with a man"
"Hmm - strange things dreams"
"Not only that Ron, you took me along with you and arranged a blind date for me with another woman"
"Eh ?"
"Margie Fleet who our Tommy and Eddie (her brothers) learned about sex from - you're not gay are you Ron?"
"No I'm certainly not Elsie"
"it's just that it was so real, and do you know who was sat on the next table?"
"No Elsie - who was sat at the next table?"
"Piers Morgan"
My wife came running into our bedroom this morning - "Ron - I've just had a really vivid dream I've got to tell you about"
"Were they coming for you again Elsie ?"
"No Ron, I dreamt that you were gay and arranged a date with a man"
"Hmm - strange things dreams"
"Not only that Ron, you took me along with you and arranged a blind date for me with another woman"
"Eh ?"
"Margie Fleet who our Tommy and Eddie (her brothers) learned about sex from - you're not gay are you Ron?"
"No I'm certainly not Elsie"
"it's just that it was so real, and do you know who was sat on the next table?"
"No Elsie - who was sat at the next table?"
"Piers Morgan"
My heart sank as I came home early from work this lunchtime and saw the local plumber's van parked in our drive.
Thankfully though, he was just fucking the wife and there was no expensive boiler repair - phew....
Thankfully though, he was just fucking the wife and there was no expensive boiler repair - phew....
Mongs. Mongs everywhere. Can you even use that word these days? Anyway, there’s just fecking mongs everywhere. What’s up with people and the world?
Sadly, that seems to be how it is.
I had a guy from Cork order a cable kit off eBay so all taxes paid.
3 weeks later it was returned marked as refused so I sat it aside and waited.
Another 3 weeks went by and he messaged me saying it hadn't arrived after 6 weeks - it should have been there in about 4 days and he had the tracking.
I told him it had been refused, he blamed it on your post service, so I agreed to post it again at my cost to help out.
I posted it and sent him an image of the package with the new tracking,
A day later he rang me to say I have used the wrong address and that address was a 45 minute drive away from him - so now we know why it was refused.
I said 'but that's the address you used on your eBay order so I guess you know the address?
He said 'well yes, I could drive over there and ask them to accept it this time
Is this the sort of thing you are talking about perhaps...............