I don't understand how a country smaller than NZ can have so many different accents... and all of you getting upperty about "foreigners " not being able to speak the queen's English, when you can't even understand the chap from a village five miles away...
But, but, but there are regional NZ accents too, I mean you Northern Pig Islanders so more like Aussies than Kiwis, and us Southlanders roll our RRRR's something wicked.