Why?

[Dox]

This is a thread for anyone wondering 'why' about anything.

It could be that you're looking for an answer to the why...or it could be rhetorical.


To start it off - why do clothes cost the same for the smallest size as the largest size?

Mens 28" jeans cost the same as the 48" - there must be twice the material in them. Are the slim subsidising the fat?

 

[Loz]

This is a thread for anyone wondering 'why' about anything.

It could be that you're looking for an answer to the why...or it could be rhetorical.


To start it off - why do clothes cost the same for the smallest size as the largest size?

Mens 28" jeans cost the same as the 48" - there must be twice the material in them. Are the slim subsidising the fat?

It's important that the fatties remain clothed at all times. Subsidising them is in our interest.

 

[Barry Hell]

It's important that the fatties remain clothed at all times. Subsidising them is in our interest.

Indeed, and make the slim think they are being ripped off so they de-robe for our enjoyment

 

[Loz]

Indeed, and make the slim think they are being ripped off so they de-robe for our enjoyment

You're a sick man, Harry Berry. Kudos.

 

[WAYNE]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

 

[Loz]

Why does your love hurt so much?

 

[Exige]

Why won't my 10 year old Samsung Smart TV that has only been used a dozen times not link and show any channels from my Virgin Media Box now I need to use it in my new TV snug

 

[WAYNE]

Why won't my 10 year old Samsung Smart TV that has only been used a dozen times not link and show any channels from my Virgin Media Box now I need to use it in my new TV snug

Have you tried switching it off and on again?

 

[Loz]

Are you certain that you are svelte enough to fit in a snug?

 

[Barry Hell]

Why won't my 10 year old Samsung Smart TV that has only been used a dozen times not link and show any channels from my Virgin Media Box now I need to use it in my new TV snug

Because Samsung and Virgins hate you

 

[Alan Williams]

Why won't my 10 year old Samsung Smart TV that has only been used a dozen times not link and show any channels from my Virgin Media Box now I need to use it in my new TV snug

Because Samsung changed the OS and don’t support the old one.

At least that’s why our Samsung smart TV is as thick as fuck.
and why I won’t buy Samsung again.

 

[BobTheBounder]

Why?
Do I not like Mondays?

 

[Twinlover]

Are you certain that you are svelte enough to fit in a snug?

Perhaps everything is snug?

 

[Exige]

Are you certain that you are svelte enough to fit in a snug?

Yep

 

[Loz]

Perhaps everything is snug?

That bitsa kwacker he cobbled together over the past twelve years has a pretty snug-looking seat, that's for certain. A pattern emerges

 

[Hugo Magnus]

Why does it all happen at the same time?

 

[Dox]

Why won't my 10 year old Samsung Smart TV that has only been used a dozen times not link and show any channels from my Virgin Media Box now I need to use it in my new TV snug

Perry...is that you?

 

[Dox]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

Pockets full of Trill

 

[Barry Hell]

Pockets full of Trill

What about the Norwegian blue

 

[BobTheBounder]

Why does it all happen at the same time?

Sods law, me auld mucker

 

[BobTheBounder]

What about the Norwegian blue

Beautiful plumage

 

[Barry Hell]

Beautiful plumage

Pining for the fjords

 

[Dox]

Pining for the fjords

Why?

 

[wroughtironron]

Why won't my 10 year old Samsung Smart TV that has only been used a dozen times not link and show any channels from my Virgin Media Box now I need to use it in my new TV snug

Ask Perry

 

[wroughtironron]

Why is there another Ducati Forum?

 

[Dox]

Why is there another Ducati Forum?

So the nerds don't pollute this one.

 

[Exige]

So the nerds don't pollute this one.

 

[RA5]

Why does it seem more often than not, I pass oncoming vehicles at apexes? Been noticing this for years.

 

[Loz]

"The Lord President is why, the Lord Justice Clerk is why, every High Court judge is why, the Lord Advocate is why, the Solicitor General is why, the chief constable is why, every deputy chief constable is why, every assistant chief constable is why, the head of the Law Society is why, the head of the Faculty of Advocates is whyand every prison governor is why."

Why?

 

[Exige]

"The Lord President is why, the Lord Justice Clerk is why, every High Court judge is why, the Lord Advocate is why, the Solicitor General is why, the chief constable is why, every deputy chief constable is why, every assistant chief constable is why, the head of the Law Society is why, the head of the Faculty of Advocates is whyand every prison governor is why."

Why?