That reminded me of the recent scenario with my 86 yr old dad who was out to it on his chair when the meals on wheels lady came. He has a thing where he goes into a dead feint, white as a ghost and very low pulse and BP with undetectable breathing. This can last minutes. Anyway, she called the ambos who turned up, gave him the old resus, and he wakes up to their concerned faces and a bad case of detached ribs and sternum so has 6 weeks of pain to heal up from that lot!
Out of earshot, we did have a wee chuckle!