What the feck have you done today?
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Called into Brighouse Wetherspoons this afternoon, and the Chef came over for a quick chat - nice guy with a sweet tooth
There was a "Free Plasticine" rally in Holmfirth today, but I couldn't find any... 
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That's normally where I run out of petrol
Shit nights sleep.. had a dream someone was outside the window . I tried yelling at them to fuck off but the words wouldn't cone out, then the words did come out which woke both me and B. I have sleep touretttes apparently and have to sleep in the spare room.
Do you think your not often talked about shoulder injury might have started this nightime tourette's
Don't leave it in the shed Jim or the migrants will rob the shed, the engine and your barbecue, and put them in an inflatable
Who told you about the shoulder?Do you think your not often talked about shoulder injury might have started this nightime tourette's
Might have something to do with the midnight outbursts....
, I was thinking more to check if B is punching you whilst you're asleep and taking advantage of the humble partner you are 
Forty years ago today I won third prize in the Heckmondwike Allotment Society Fancy Dress competition.
I was told the costume was a "hedgehog," but I won the prize for "Best Louse"
I was told the costume was a "hedgehog," but I won the prize for "Best Louse"
Three numbers and a bonus ball on tonight's Euro-millions got me a healthy £8-50p
Last night I went to TRF on the Multi.
I was home and in bed by 22.00hrs
I woke at 1.30 with a pain in my chest. Clammy, weak, nauseous.
My son took me to Dorchester hospital.
I was diagnosed with having a heart attack.
Dorchester couldn’t help, so I was blue lighted to Bournemouth.
They tried unsuccessfully to fit a stent.
So now I’m on blood thinners.
I was home and in bed by 22.00hrs
I woke at 1.30 with a pain in my chest. Clammy, weak, nauseous.
My son took me to Dorchester hospital.
I was diagnosed with having a heart attack.
Dorchester couldn’t help, so I was blue lighted to Bournemouth.
They tried unsuccessfully to fit a stent.
So now I’m on blood thinners.
Shit...sorry to hear that Hugo, I hope they get you sorted.
Take it easy while you're there...don't be winding the doctors up...you know what you're like
I hope you’re feeling tons better really soon matey
All the best for a full and speedy recovery Hugo. Will they be attempting to fit a stent later do you know ?
Bastard squad !!! Sorry to hear this dude, hope they sort ya out.
Thank you that’s the plan
Get well soon dude
My brother in law is a heart surgeon and he has fitted many stents to patients. He says it is a relatively simple procedure with excellent results. You don`t even have to become a vegan or attend pride events afterwards. Maybe get a Suzuki though .