What the feck have you done today?
- Thread starter The GOAT
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It wasn't the theft of the butter, shit happens. It was the implied demand that I use margarine instead from now on
just say no 
I’m fishing near Sherfield English in Hampshire.
It’s roasting hot and I’ve only caught one fish all day.
It’s roasting hot and I’ve only caught one fish all day.
Reduced oxygen in the water, brought on by the heat, will slow down feeding significantly. I think you're lucky to have caught any at all!I’m fishing near Sherfield English in Hampshire.
It’s roasting hot and I’ve only caught one fish all day.
I always treated days like today as relaxing time spent by the water, rather than fishing.
Must be due to global warming change innit 
What species of fish is that? Anyone know?Must be due to global warming change innit
A Salmond?A Sturgeon
I take it they're reporting on climate change scare-mongering from lefty half-wits: OMG it's 26 degrees in July. The oceans will boil and the fish will die. Bollocks. Mackerel are pelagic fish and as such they roam vast areas of ocean. If the water column where they swim us too warm in shallow inshore waters, they'll fuck off out to sea. Unlike climate change catastrophists, mackerel aren't stupid. However, given that as well as roaming our temperate seas they also inhabit tropical waters which are much warmer than ours, I doubt a few nice summer days in the UK is going to cause a piscine mass extinction event off the coast of Torquay, nor a mass exodus.Must be due to global warming change innit
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