What the feck have you done today?

[Noobie]

 

[wroughtironron]

I have been investigating Ice Cream Wars on behalf of a local newspaper who wanted an article writing..

Today I got my first scoop.

 

[wroughtironron]

Elsie - "Ron, I've noticed that our new neighbour kisses his wife every day when he goes to work - why don't you do that?"


"I would Elsie but I don't know her that well"

 

[wroughtironron]

Thought for Today:

Don't worry if you haven't found your true love yet.

They're just fucking someone else at the moment.