Many many moons ago, as a young apprentice toolmaker/fitter, we were at college on a tea break and discussing how and when we lost our virginity, cutting a long story short, one of the lads piped up, 'I lost mine last Sunday while mum and dad was at church to the new hoover' he didn't bat an eyelid, henceforth he would always be known as 'electrolux sux'