What the feck have you done today?
- Thread starter The GOAT
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Devils Bridge , mid Wales today
Thought for Today
Today i spent nearly an hour and a half on the phone trying to get through to the city council( long story! ). I've just had to hobble up the hill to send a package off for something i sold on ebay
. I then went into Tesco to get some cider, it was £3.20 for two litres yesterday and today it's £3.60, robbing Guinnesss
!! I only buy cider from Tesco because it's nice, it would be £3.20 at the big Tesco but i'm off the road at the moment as the Harley is in bits getting a lick of paint on some parts. I am also de Blinging it and putting the parts on ebay
, not to bothered as the weather is shit at the moment but to make thing's worse we are due some warm weather from Thursday and over the weekend.
. I then went into Tesco to get some cider, it was £3.20 for two litres yesterday and today it's £3.60, robbing Guinnesss!! I only buy cider from Tesco because it's nice, it would be £3.20 at the big Tesco but i'm off the road at the moment as the Harley is in bits getting a lick of paint on some parts. I am also de Blinging it and putting the parts on ebay
, not to bothered as the weather is shit at the moment but to make thing's worse we are due some warm weather from Thursday and over the weekend.
Spotted this guy in Menorca this morning (in Fornells) -obviously on a package working holiday from West Cork
It looks like West Cork weather!
Just went to cafe for coffee and was chatting with Ian Peters, brother of winnie our foreign affairs minister.
Met him in the pub a few years ago, lovely chap with a gift of the gab.
A few months back i kept bumping into him at a timbers merchant, he was installing a golf simulator at the beach house for his daughter, who is quite a good golfer by all accounts.
Anyhu, the fucker is 85 and looks like he is in his sixties! Still booting around in his pickup like a teen ager.
Was telling me a tale about being stopped by a cop coz the logs on the ute didnt look to be tied off to well.
He says to the cop, " you ever tied down a stallion why ya chopped his nuts off? Well i fucken have and i can tell ya there is nothing wrong with my knots".
Funny guy...
Met him in the pub a few years ago, lovely chap with a gift of the gab.
A few months back i kept bumping into him at a timbers merchant, he was installing a golf simulator at the beach house for his daughter, who is quite a good golfer by all accounts.
Anyhu, the fucker is 85 and looks like he is in his sixties! Still booting around in his pickup like a teen ager.
Was telling me a tale about being stopped by a cop coz the logs on the ute didnt look to be tied off to well.
He says to the cop, " you ever tied down a stallion why ya chopped his nuts off? Well i fucken have and i can tell ya there is nothing wrong with my knots".
Funny guy...
I mounted my heavy bag at the weekend and no that's not a euphemism. Just been in the garage and knocked seven bells out of it, very satisfying and a good aerobic workout to compliment my gym work.
Done one of those years ago. Waste of time, shoulda just paid the fine and taken the points.Been on my speed awareness course today, that's three hours of my life that I'll never get back !
On the plus side though, Northamptonshire constabulary will have got their cut of my course fee so at least they will be happy !
No, better than the points…they’ll bump up your premium for 5 years
I had a few bans for speeding in my younger days - 3 months was the longest I got for 111mph on the M61. I had 3 women in the car at the time and happened to mention to the cop that they were all yapping and I just wanted to get to Manchester and didn't realise my speed.
Anyway...it was taken down, and it was used against me, and the 2 out of 3 magistrates that were wimins seemed to take offence at what I'd said. No sense of humour that lot!
Yeah - when your a kid you dont give a fuck...and you know youre gonna get fucked so when im in the back of the car and they do the ole "anything you say will be taken down" i used to reply with a stupid statement....last time i was in (about 30 years ago) i said "i really could do with a Tuna Fish and saladcream sandwich" - they read that out in court....got some laughs...
Didn't they teach you about that at school? Of course like most of that kind of thing in my day, the good stuff always came in wraps made out of the argos catalogue.
Cor blimey Guvnor, should we start a Salad Cream VS Mayonnaise thread now ?
Bernard Manning had a good one...he said "when the cop say's anything you say will be used in court", you're next words should be 'please stop hitting me officer'
Argos, I'm sure we had parts of Razzle
I'm happy with either - but wouldn't mix
To see if df has collapsed yet under the weight of Perry threads, I found one best summed up by post 67
www.ducatiforum.co.uk
At The Moment
choices are: Honda CMX500 Rebel £5799 Kawasaki Vulcan S £7399 Suzuki SV650 £7,400 Ducati Scrambler £10,400 Ducati Monster £12,000 Triumph Bonneville...
www.ducatiforum.co.uk
To see if df has collapsed yet under the weight of Perry threads, I found one best summed up by post 67
At The Moment
choices are: Honda CMX500 Rebel £5799 Kawasaki Vulcan S £7399 Suzuki SV650 £7,400 Ducati Scrambler £10,400 Ducati Monster £12,000 Triumph Bonneville...
A good suggestion?
Poor fucking Fowlers ... imagine seeing that fucking wing nut walking thru the doors yet again...To see if df has collapsed yet under the weight of Perry threads, I found one best summed up by post 67
At The Moment
choices are: Honda CMX500 Rebel £5799 Kawasaki Vulcan S £7399 Suzuki SV650 £7,400 Ducati Scrambler £10,400 Ducati Monster £12,000 Triumph Bonneville...
Poor fucking Fowlers ... imagine seeing that fucking wing nut walking thru the doors yet again...
They should stick one of these on the pavement outside. He'll get distracted and forget what he went for and go home.