What the feck have you done today?

Today i have just hobbled up the road to get my prescription and some grub and it is realy mild out, 18 degrees. I got back home sweating, the weather is nuts and the forecast for tomorrow is 12, how can it change so fucking quick, it would of been a great day for a ride out. The thing is my sternum still hurts but it seems to be getting better, i was able to cough earlier without being in agonising pain. :)
 
WAYNE said:
Today i have just hobbled up the road to get my prescription and some grub and it is realy mild out, 18 degrees. I got back home sweating, the weather is nuts and the forecast for tomorrow is 12, how can it change so fucking quick, it would of been a great day for a ride out. The thing is my sternum still hurts but it seems to be getting better, i was able to cough earlier without being in agonising pain. :)
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Getting a tad chilly here as well. Was 25 yesterday and about 15 overnight. Winter is coming....
 
Chizel - Founding Father said:
I can picture it now, lager louts with knotted hankies on there heads and fat slags in mini skirts, fighting over deck chairs on some wind swept , rocky shit hole of a beach... while a pestilence of seagulls and illegal immigrants steal ya fish and chips.. God i miss blighty.....
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Summed up really well, this country realy is a shit hole, if i could leave i would of left yesterday. :)
 
Chizel - Founding Father said:
Head to Africa, its nearly deserted. Plenty of work mining lithium.. not sure what the wages are like and they may chop off ya hands but its consistently hot and cleaner the most English cities...
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No fuck that!! As you say a high risk of getting a machete stuck in your head!! Italy for me, it's never going to happen, i love the place, i'm hoping to get over there this year but it will more than likely be next year, not seen my friends for 6 years. We chat on facebook messenger.
 
Well im still a Lil poorly but I thought i might as well go public and infect as many as possible... so I went to the supermarket. Tomorrow, being good Friday, they will be shut i did t think it would be too busy as they are only closed for one day and it was quite early, 11 am.. how wrong was i.. it was nothing short of insane. I only went as we are having a party on Sunday and neither me or b will have time on Saturday. The que snaked all around the store and it took 40 mins after shopping to get to the till.
I took some cash and b's bank card.
She told me the pin and I wrote it on the shopping list. Go to pay, pin incorrect. Can't be. Try 3 times then ring her. Oh sorry, I gave you the wrong pin!!!!!!!
So I enter the correct pin, too many pin attempts, please contact bank..
Meanwhiles the trolly is full to overflowing and there is a line of very angry people behind me.
It's was 500 bucks and I had 350 on me.got him to put 150 on the card in the hope that it would go through contact less so no pin required, thankfully it worked.
Fucken b!!!! Fucken Muppet.. this was 4 hours ago and ive only just calmed down..
Anyhu while out I bought a new battery charge for the bikes and a food processor..
Happy birthday to me
 
Got some London pride glasses.
London pride is shit but I found and old London pride beer tap at a garage sale a Lil while back so b thought id like the glasses. They will go well in my old English pub when I build that..
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I cancelled our planned educational holiday to Somalia today, (saving a big wedge of dosh) after discovering there are huge enclaves of the fuckers in Shepherd's Bush, Harlesden, Newham, Ealing, Acton, Enfield, and Brent.

Two days in a local Premier Inn will provide the ambience and opportunities to absorb real East African culture without the risk of pirates pinching our dinghy.

Winner Winner - Goat Curry Dinner
 
wroughtironron said:
I cancelled our planned educational holiday to Somalia today, (saving a big wedge of dosh) after discovering there are huge enclaves of the fuckers in Shepherd's Bush, Harlesden, Newham, Ealing, Acton, Enfield, and Brent.

Two days in a local Premier Inn will provide the ambience and opportunities to absorb real East African culture without the risk of pirates pinching our dinghy.

Winner Winner - Goat Curry Dinner
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Just leave your watch at home.
 
Serviced the lawnmower and sharpened the blades. Had it four years and haven't done a thing to it so thought is was about due a birthday. Runs sweet-as now.

Bike's turn for a wash and brush up tomorrow. Beautiful sunny day up here today but the bastards sent the gritters out last night and the roads are white with salt.
 
Chizel - Founding Father said:
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So... anyhu.. my b has put together an invitation to our birthday party. It the ABCD party. Andy ( thats me) Bridget Cory and Dan.
she done some ai stuff and came up with this... im the one in the overalls...b is the female....
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How come if AI is clever has it portrayed you as tall and slim when you're actually short and fat 🤔
 
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