What is it with wives ?

Screwy

Screwy

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Just bought a brand new alloy tank for my 851 of Nat Bennett and for some reason the wife is'nt to impressed :confused:

I tried to explain that there as rare as hens teeth and I know the alloy tank thats on at the moment is fine but she refuses to grasp the fact if the tank gets trashed I could spend ages looking for a replacement , especially an alloy one .

I suppose I better stay hidden up here on the comp until she calms down .


:D :D :D
 
hmmm, i can't understand it myself... i am currently up to 4 tanks for Bob :D

Can never have enough tanks .....
 
...funny that, mine wasn't impressed when I replaced the Koni shocks on my Imola for the Ohlins - no amount of explaining that they are superior by miles could convince her...

..."I like the colour" she said though!!!

still haven't told her what I paid for them !!;)
 
hey,i got divorced because i wouldn't sell my vfr750 to pay for a new fitted kitchen!!!!!!! :thumbs:
that was 15 years ago tho'
 
...then on the other side, no amount of explaining on her part that replacing my bikes in our stables with a horse or horses can convince me :confused:
 
rockjock620 said:
girlfriends are always far more understanding!
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Agree mine couldnt give a toss what i buy i should have my 3rd bike by the weekend and she aint bothered ;) i think i get away lightly as she never asks for money, or gifts or anyhting like that, wonder if it will change when we get married. :)
 
Phil_Superlight said:
Agree mine couldnt give a toss what i buy i should have my 3rd bike by the weekend and she aint bothered ;) i think i get away lightly as she never asks for money, or gifts or anyhting like that, wonder if it will change when we get married. :)
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of course it will change when you get married cause women really believe in all this whats mine is yours stuff.........

i want a wife thats slim and sexy loves to dance and have a good time but loves to come home and lavish loads of attention on me.cooks like an angel knows all the right things to do in bed will watch the motorbike racing with me and understand football.who will think im a funny guy and who will aklways turn down younger better looking guys to come home to me............trouble is my wife says im stuck with the one ive got and thats it ;)
 
gordj65 said:
of course it will change when you get married cause women really believe in all this whats mine is yours stuff.........

i want a wife thats slim and sexy loves to dance and have a good time but loves to come home and lavish loads of attention on me.cooks like an angel knows all the right things to do in bed will watch the motorbike racing with me and understand football.who will think im a funny guy and who will aklways turn down younger better looking guys to come home to me............trouble is my wife says im stuck with the one ive got and thats it ;)
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Whats mine is yours stuff :eek: i cant be having that :D , i think il be having to stick with mine i get it to easy, shes slim, young, blonde, good looking in my opinion, she goes and does all the shopping herself and doesnt bother me to come, she does all the cleaning, all the cooking, watches the bike racing, we go out on the bikes together, no comment on the bedroom department, i think the only thing she doesnt do is wipe my arse.

:D ;)
 
Phil_Superlight said:
Whats mine is yours stuff :eek: i cant be having that :D , i think il be having to stick with mine i get it to easy, shes slim, young, blonde, good looking in my opinion, she goes and does all the shopping herself and doesnt bother me to come, she does all the cleaning, all the cooking, watches the bike racing, we go out on the bikes together, no comment on the bedroom department, i think the only thing she doesnt do is wipe my arse.

:D ;)
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sounds like youve got the wife i want lololol;)
 
gordj65 said:
sounds like youve got the wife i want lololol;)
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Having said that she does have her bad points like whinging but guess they all do that, and watching big brother lol

Il give you an example, :D

I say: Can i bring the bike in the kitchen to work on it flower its raining outside

She Says: Fu*k Off theres no way your bringing that bike in here.

:D :D
 
Not quite sure where I fit in here! My ex never could understand why I wanted to be out on the bike, I couldn't understand why he didn't. Blokes? Who needs 'em??
 
Nimue said:
Not quite sure where I fit in here! My ex never could understand why I wanted to be out on the bike, I couldn't understand why he didn't. Blokes? Who needs 'em??
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LOL LOL LOL:D
 
Phil_Superlight said:
I say: Can i bring the bike in the kitchen to work on it flower its raining outside

She Says: Fu*k Off theres no way your bringing that bike in here.

:D :D
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I must get it easy - my missus suggested bringing the bike into the kitchen :p

But then, when we started going out I had a VF500 in pieces in my kitchen, so I suppose she's expected it.

Sam
 
I always find with a new one that they're very stiff and can be quite tiring.
The trick with the hammer works well for getting them limbered up, especially around the knees. Although a few good hard knocks on the elbows and shoulders can also help.
But by far the best method is to soak em in the bath (after you've covered them in saddle soap) - steaming hot water - then stick em in the airing cupboard stuffed full of old newspaper. After about a weeks drying out they should be dead easy to slip on and off but you may need to put them through a mangler a couple of times.
I've got an old pair that I like to use in summer now and again but there's nothing beats the smell of a brand new set.

Whoooops, sorry peeps, wrong thread.
 
alane said:
I always find with a new one that they're very stiff and can be quite tiring.
The trick with the hammer works well for getting them limbered up, especially around the knees. Although a few good hard knocks on the elbows and shoulders can also help.

Whoooops, sorry peeps, wrong thread.
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Pmsl :D :D :D :D :D

Best reply ever :p
 
SamK said:
I must get it easy - my missus suggested bringing the bike into the kitchen :p

But then, when we started going out I had a VF500 in pieces in my kitchen, so I suppose she's expected it.

Sam
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:eek: i used to keep my bike parked in the kitchen all the time at our old house but since weve moved, now its not aloud near the door :(
 
alane said:
I always find with a new one that they're very stiff and can be quite tiring.
The trick with the hammer works well for getting them limbered up, especially around the knees. Although a few good hard knocks on the elbows and shoulders can also help.
But by far the best method is to soak em in the bath (after you've covered them in saddle soap) - steaming hot water - then stick em in the airing cupboard stuffed full of old newspaper. After about a weeks drying out they should be dead easy to slip on and off but you may need to put them through a mangler a couple of times.
I've got an old pair that I like to use in summer now and again but there's nothing beats the smell of a brand new set.

Whoooops, sorry peeps, wrong thread.
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Personally i prefer her when shes tight and doesnt smell, but hey each to there own :cool: :thumbs:
 
alane said:
I always find with a new one that they're very stiff and can be quite tiring.
The trick with the hammer works well for getting them limbered up, especially around the knees. Although a few good hard knocks on the elbows and shoulders can also help.
But by far the best method is to soak em in the bath (after you've covered them in saddle soap) - steaming hot water - then stick em in the airing cupboard stuffed full of old newspaper. After about a weeks drying out they should be dead easy to slip on and off but you may need to put them through a mangler a couple of times.
I've got an old pair that I like to use in summer now and again but there's nothing beats the smell of a brand new set.

Whoooops, sorry peeps, wrong thread.
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what a way to treat a wife.....are you still married ????
 
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