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Why I fired my secretary.
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that> morning.I went downstairs for> breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!",and> possibly have a present for me.> As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy> Birthday."I> thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My> kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the> office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.> As I walked into my office, mysecretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss,> Happy> Birthday!" It felt a> little better that at least someone had remembered.I worked until one> o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,"You know, it's such a> beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch,> just you and me." I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've> heard> all day. Let's go!"We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally> would go. We dinedinstead at a little place with a private> table. We had two martiniseach and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. Onthe> way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful> day...We> don't needto go back to the office, do we?"I responded, "I> guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let'sgo to myapartment."> After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, ifyou> don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll beright> back.""Ok." I nervously replied.> She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out> carrying a huge> birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and> co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".And I just sat there...On the> couch.>> Naked>:lol2:
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that> morning.I went downstairs for> breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!",and> possibly have a present for me.> As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy> Birthday."I> thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My> kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the> office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.> As I walked into my office, mysecretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss,> Happy> Birthday!" It felt a> little better that at least someone had remembered.I worked until one> o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,"You know, it's such a> beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch,> just you and me." I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've> heard> all day. Let's go!"We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally> would go. We dinedinstead at a little place with a private> table. We had two martiniseach and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. Onthe> way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful> day...We> don't needto go back to the office, do we?"I responded, "I> guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let'sgo to myapartment."> After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, ifyou> don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll beright> back.""Ok." I nervously replied.> She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out> carrying a huge> birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and> co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".And I just sat there...On the> couch.>> Naked>:lol2: