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Seamus and Paddy have been mates for years, as they were from different religions, they never mentioned the subject.
One day Paddy had a big lottery win, so he and Seamus had a few drinks to celebrate.
"'What are you going to do with the money mate?
''I'm gonna put in a big stained glass window in our church down the road.'' says Paddy
''Let's have a few more drinks and we'll go down and put the whole fuckin lot in" says Seamus
One day Paddy had a big lottery win, so he and Seamus had a few drinks to celebrate.
"'What are you going to do with the money mate?
''I'm gonna put in a big stained glass window in our church down the road.'' says Paddy
''Let's have a few more drinks and we'll go down and put the whole fuckin lot in" says Seamus
Funny, we have a feckin good laugh at a wee bit o'sectarianism, pity our diverse visitors have no fucking concept of humor, Guinnesss
As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?"
The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."
The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."
