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I was talking to an Indian bloke last week, cricket mad they are. Anyway, he told me I look like Geoffrey Boycott. WTF. He is about 100 years old and looks like a tortoise. I`m a youthful 62 and don`t look anything like a tortoise.
That`s just not cricket is it.
 
Just watching cricket live on youtube, New Zealand v England, we trail by 324 and we've just lost two wickets in as many wickets. We are now 33 for 2, here we go again ffs!!:rolleyes:
 
Chizel - Founding Father said:
Well @WAYNE i would give you shit about england lossing so fucken badly to the far far superior KIWIS but the reality is, i couldnt give a shit about cricket.
Ner ner na ner ner anyway.
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New Zealand deserved the win, they made England look like a fucking Sunday team down the local park!!(y)
 
Some years ago I was asked to play for a local side as a late fill in. The fear of getting hit by a ball scared me enough to get quite drunk. The game ended with me hitting 103 runs not out. Unbeknown to me, there was an Essex county Scout there who afterwards had a chat asking if I wanted a trial? I said sure but I couldn't play sober. He replied, very few of them do.

The above story never happened, I just made it up and it was still more entertaining than cricket 😂

 
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