The all things cricket thread and no doubt other stuff.

No moral compass!!:rolleyes:🏏:ROFLMAO:
Dusky maidens.
Large trophies
Historical transport systems

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Could be the real reason cricket appeals to certain members….:p

Hopefully no wrist injuries practicing googlies as a result…
 

I’d argue with point 10 given that the nut-milk companies claim their products are many times more efficient where water is concerned, but they ignore the fact that the water that goes towards grass production is from rain, and not ‘processed’ water. I assume the insect-protein industry use the same slight of hand.
 
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I’d argue with point 10 given that the nut-milk companies claim their products are many times more efficient where water is concerned, but they ignore the fact that the water that goes towards grass production is from rain, and not ‘processed’ water. I assume the insect-protein industry use the same sleight of hand.

You don’t need to argue matey, it’s just a bit of fun, they’re merely cricket based ‘facts‘ and they're from the interweb so they must be true.
 
It was a long time ago. They aren't allowed in test cricket are they? I don't watch county cricket only internationals of any format.
Just had a look and runners are not allowed in test cricket since October 1, 2011, didn't know that!! 🤷‍♂️ I only watch internationals, i find county cricket dull, the same as rugby. 🤷‍♂️
 
The Nelson, a cricket term that has many reasons why, if i can remember rightly the best reason for it is the New Zealand team being bowled out for 111 at Nelson New Zealand. No idea what year but this is where it came about and is considered unlucky!!:)

 
What is it with the aussies cheating at cricket? It's a national embarrasment! As we say in NZ, nothing stinks worse than an aussies underarm!
That made as much sense to me as the How Cricket Looks for Most People video. Hilarious.

I decided to watch a rugby match the other day, i was able to kinda make sense of it.
 
That made as much sense to me as the How Cricket Looks for Most People video. Hilarious.
Yeah. No one was laughing at the time. It was like a declaration of war. The kiwis were all in shock that someone could be such a bad sport in an international fixture. And I am picking that 99.9% of aussies were all deeply ashamed…
 
Well, thank you @WAYNE for this thread, it prompted us to try and understand something of absolute 0 significance in our lives and we feel better off somehow. This morning we learned about Cricket (including the base rules), Test, Lord's, India's impact on the game, 1 day matches, T20 and the IPL.
 
Well, thank you @WAYNE for this thread, it prompted us to try and understand something of absolute 0 significance in our lives and we feel better off somehow. This morning we learned about Cricket (including the base rules), Test, Lord's, India's impact on the game, 1 day matches, T20 and the IPL.
The game has so much history, it's amazing how a full blown five day test match can sometimes come down to the last delivery.:) Best game in the world imo, you only need to know the basics to get by, bloody marvelous.:love:
 
Well, thank you @WAYNE for this thread, it prompted us to try and understand something of absolute 0 significance in our lives and we feel better off somehow. This morning we learned about Cricket (including the base rules), Test, Lord's, India's impact on the game, 1 day matches, T20 and the IPL.
You have caught the gay and you don't even know it yet 👀😬
 
You have caught the gay and you don't even know it yet 👀😬
Have you tried hitting a cricket ball coming at you at over 90mph in top class cricket. Players have been killed by it, the most recent was Phillip Hughes of Australia in 2014, he got hit by a bouncer that struck him under his right ear that caused a vertebral artery dissection. he was a left handed batsman. Since this there is now armour on the helmet that protects the neck, you don't have to use it but most do now.🤷‍♂️
 
Have you tried hitting a cricket ball coming at you at over 90mph in top class cricket. Players have been killed by it, the most recent was Phillip Hughes of Australia in 2014, he got hit by a bouncer that struck him under his right ear that caused a vertebral artery dissection. he was a left handed batsman. Since this there is now armour on the helmet that protects the neck, you don't have to use it but most do now.🤷‍♂️
Pah, when I was at school we were forced to play cricket once, I got LBW without shin pads and my legs are still there 🏏🤣
 
Have you tried hitting a cricket ball coming at you at over 90mph in top class cricket. Players have been killed by it, the most recent was Phillip Hughes of Australia in 2014, he got hit by a bouncer that struck him under his right ear that caused a vertebral artery dissection. he was a left handed batsman. Since this there is now armour on the helmet that protects the neck, you don't have to use it but most do now.🤷‍♂️
I played a real man's sport for years... fastest field game in the world is hurling and you don't dress like fucking fanny on the way to church ... cricket is the ultimate ponces sport maybe only second to golf ... actually that's not fair golf is a hobbie not a sport 😆
 
Yes watched the highlights from the first day earlier and I think we're in for a hard time.
It's such a flat wicket, there's no bounce or spin on the pitch but saying that Root took a great wicket with some movement. Washington was bamboozled by it, funny as fuck!! :)
 
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