Toss up between joining a monastery or the French foreign legionSounds like someone with a colourful past who's been hiding out as a monk the past few years to evade the law...and they've caught up with him.
Toss up between joining a monastery or the French foreign legionSounds like someone with a colourful past who's been hiding out as a monk the past few years to evade the law...and they've caught up with him.
You'd have to wait at least 16 years before you could use it though.Today i learn thay it may be possible to genetically create you very own lady boy.
You'd have to wait at least 16 years before you could use it though.
Are you suggesting that a certain religious group would only wait half that time?Wouldn't that depend on your religious background?
Today i learn thay it may be possible to genetically create you very own lady boy.
Alternative cover....Today I learn....How to make my own sausages....yum.
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and que the innuendos in 3 2 1![]()
TIL... I don't know what the Hell I learned...
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Olympic ski jumpers face penis enlargement probe
Anti-doping officials are investigating reports that ski jumpers are filling their penises with acid for a performance boostwww.rt.com
Seriously !
Did someone mention snow sportsYou sure that ain't the irish @West Cork Paul entry readying for the skiiing event![]()
Looks like all the uplift has left that package, a long time agoYou sure that ain't the irish @West Cork Paul entry readying for the skiiing event![]()
Uk entry on his way to training.
Quite slender... almost Svelte... could be a member here ... a right tool.
Can't be this pansyQuite slender... almost Svelte... could be a member here ... a right tool.
I think a few in here may benefit from dr youngās invention
āBattiesā - havenāt heard that in agesDoesn't work. Look around you. Most batties are also mental.
I can't believe bottom enthusiasts weren't shoving inanimate objects up their arses before Dr Young thought of medicalising the practice.
CSFLI think a few in here may benefit from dr youngās invention
Dr. Young" himself, writing in another journal of which he was the editor, praised rectal dilation as a cure for insanity, claiming that at least "three-fourths of all the howling maniacs of the world" were curable "in a few weeks'![]()
Grow a spine, bitchThe hagfish is the only animal that has a skull but no spine
Instead of a backbone, it has a flexible notochord that provides support. Hagfish also have four hearts (one main and three accessory hearts) and produce massive amounts of slime that can clog a predatorās gills in seconds. Truly one of natureās weirdest survival strategies
Itās a lookerā¦
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Grow a spine, bitch![]()
What?Donāt be angry with me, I didnāt invent them, your issues are with your god, go have a word; ātis Sunday.
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Hallelujah.What?
I'm angry with the hagfish. I'd only be angry with you if you had a skull but lacked a spine.
Do you have a skull but lack a spine, Harper?
You got something you wanna tell me?
And less of the gerbilese. There's no nasty masting here, this is Britain, soon to be Great again.