I miss being able to do "Your mother" insults. That is the true cost of getting old.
I miss being able to do "Your mother" insults. That is the true cost of getting old.
The correct parlance is "yer mum"... whilst holding up a smelly finger...I miss being able to do "Your mother" insults. That is the true cost of getting old.
Ireland..... Yer MAThe correct parlance is "yer mum"... whilst holding up a smelly finger...
Thats just natural selection rite thereTIL - a man attempting to stop his snoring by putting tampax up his nostrils suffocated to death in his sleep.
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Man dies in bid to stop his snoring
A MAN who pushed tampons up his nose in an attempt to cure his snoring died when he suffocated in his sleep, an inquest at Guildford, Surrey, was…www.heraldscotland.com
I've no money, yet owed hundreds of thousands! Evacuating a cooked breakfast makes it nowhere near my list of worries!TIL it takes me approximately 2 days for digested food to evacuate. Corn verified.
I wonder what he took
He got wood then .
There was a young man from the bank
Who's sense of taste was rank
With some mud that he found
Made from water and ground
Sick fuck had a foliage wank.
Thank you, I'm here all week.
Try the veal.
FFS, if they come across a third who's Irish, that'll be 'tree fellas'................................................................................I'll get me axeFuck - there's more than one of 'em
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Naked man arrested after appearing to 'have sex with a tree'
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TIL about bees from a beekeeper.
1. Males bees only live to provide sperm to the queen. Then Queen bee keeps the sperm until she is ready to lay eggs. The males die horrifically after mating with the queen. If they do not participate in mating they starve to death in the winter having been kicked out of the hive. That's pretty much all the male bees do.
2. The Queen bee fertilizes eggs as she lays them based on the size of the hole - in smaller holes she lays unfertilized eggs for drones, the larger holes for fertilized eggs which produce males.
3. The Queen bee is the primary occupant in the hive during the winter. 16 day gestation for a Queen bee, 26 days for males, 21 days for females.
4. If a Queen bee dies or leaves a hive without a successor, a female bee will lay eggs but she can only create more females (I think), until a new Queen arrives.
Something like that.
Do you know anything about ticksTIL about bees from a beekeeper.
1. Males bees only live to provide sperm to the queen. Then Queen bee keeps the sperm until she is ready to lay eggs. The males die horrifically after mating with the queen. If they do not participate in mating they starve to death in the winter having been kicked out of the hive. That's pretty much all the male bees do.
2. The Queen bee fertilizes eggs as she lays them based on the size of the hole - in smaller holes she lays unfertilized eggs for drones, the larger holes for fertilized eggs which produce males.
3. The Queen bee is the primary occupant in the hive during the winter. 16 day gestation for a Queen bee, 26 days for males, 21 days for females.
4. If a Queen bee dies or leaves a hive without a successor, a female bee will lay eggs but she can only create more females (I think), until a new Queen arrives.
Something like that.
They suck blood - that's about it.Do you know anything about ticks![]()
Such a shame, with your knowledge of bees I assumed you'd be up on all sorts of crittersThey suck blood - that's about it.