Sunday 3rd Sept - Yorks Region Rideout

Thanks DB, I got in at 2100, stopped off to chinwag with a mate and Pete got home direct by 1800. We went through Kielder, Bellingham to Hexham, he went straight down A68, Scotch Corner etc. I had an absolutely stunning run over Weardale and Teesdale, through Edmundbyers, Stanhope, Eggleston, Barnard Castle. The evening sun after rain with high floaty clouds shows the greens and browns of the fells off to an absolute tee. KD thanks for the run out in the Borders - I'll bring my mirrors next time :D .
 
Yer and i'll put me glasses on.:thumbs: What do points make? and when do we get the prizes?:eek:
 
Points make no point at all. Prizes available after successful, if thankless, completion of a multiple choice questionnaire, set by LBP.

Have you been drinking? a. a lot b. a bit c. no d. WTF's it got to do with you? Burp. Puke.




How long have you been riding? a. 10 years or more? b. 10 minutes or more? c. ten miles d. don't know, I'm forgetful, Daisy




Does your bike have road tax? a. It taxes me all the time b. Stuffing, what's that then? c. Sometimes d. Never e. Not at the moment f. Think it's in the post.




Do you know the limit on this road? a. my ability b. your ignorance c. what's the speedo finish at? d. the grass at the edges?




Are you aware who we are? a. answers in a small hard back book b. no c. Fred Carno's circus clowns? d. a bunch of hypocrites





Scores - WGAF. Actions - Go catch some real criminals. Results - more stats Re-sits - every time you go out. Reflections - let's all get blootered, cheers guys! :D :D :D :D :D
 
Oink, oink

I smell pork scratchings!

This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none
and these little piggies went wee wee wee all the way up the A7!
 
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