Quotations

[Sambo]

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

Mae West

 

[NZDave]

A hard man is good to find....

Another from Mae West.

 

[Duke of Prunes]

A hard man is good to find....

Another from Mae West.

Yes , there's a feast of quotes available from Mae West , and also WC Fields .

I like this one from Dorothy Parker

" What fresh hell is this ? "

..... apparently someone was ringing her doorbell .

 

[Andyb]

When a fool believes...

 

[Andyb]

there's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold....

 

[Dox]

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.

Marcus Aurelius

 

[Pierre 66]

there's a lady who's sure all that shitters is gold....anodized

True story.

 

[Exige]

When a fool believes...

Snap on marketing slogan?

 

[Andyb]

Snap on marketing slogan?

'valuable' rare ducati owner...

 

[Pierre 66]

Yes , there's a feast of quotes available from Mae West , and also WC Fields .

I like this one from Dorothy Parker

" What fresh hell is this ? "

..... apparently someone was ringing her doorbell .

I can sympathize with that, I feel the same when my phone rings

 

[Duke of Prunes]

Snap on marketing slogan?

Yeah , I know where you're coming from ..... over-rated and over priced , never bought anything myself .

After many years of buying Britool , Kamasa , Teng , Hilka etc. .... I have to say that Halfords Advanced range
really takes some beating for sheer quality , and probably a lifetime of use .

In fairness to Snap-On though , I once found a flexible socket drive lying in the street outside .
It had clearly been run over a few times , but the Snap-On van used to park on the corner
where there was a back street garage , so I went and claimed my " Lifetime no-quibble guarantee "
.... and sure enough , I got a free replacement !

Sorry , what was the topic again ?
Oh yes ..... Beer !

 

[Shakeysdad]

It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice

 

[ariel]

I know that I know nothing. Quote by Socrates.

 

[DesmoHyper]

Life is like a box of chocolates

 

[Chizel - Founding Father]

This is gunna hurt me more than it hurts you..

My dad just before the lying Guinness beat the crap outta me...

 

[DesmoHyper]

“Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down”

 

[DesmoHyper]

“Facebook and Twitter are the holding ponds of the worlds stupidest scum”

Albert Einstein

 

[Pierre 66]

"That covid malarkey didn't slow DesmoHyper down for long. Our initial studies and his histrionics with the mild initial symptoms lead us to believe he'd be down for months."
Professor Chris Witty

 

[DesmoHyper]

That covid malarkey didn't slow DesmoHyper down for long. Our initial studies and his histrionics with the mild initial symptoms lead us to believe he'd be down for months.
Professor Chris Witty

I’m still fucked but it hasn’t stubbed my hatred of Guinnesss

 

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[Barry Hell]

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Umm, Teresa May just sayin

 

[DesmoHyper]

“Wey aye pet”

Source: Jimmy nail

 

[AirCon]

Ask about your neighbours, then buy the house.

 

[AirCon]

What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.

 

[AirCon]

If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.