More likely you‘ll get signed up for a leading roll in shrek the musicalJust a caution, best not to show that photo to the females in your lives. Multiple orgasms are likely to follow and you'll have to hose down the couch from all the fanny juice.
Jealousy is not an attractive attribute Mark.More likely you‘ll get signed up for a leading roll in shrek the musical
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That would be more profitable than pursuing this waste-of-time-claim!Next time you're printing notes could you do me a bag of £50's![]()
I get a bit verbal with however is telling me off! And I won't apologies to no f*cker for doing that!
I'll be off the bike for a while, as I have both legs fecked, currently! The right foot is throbbing away and so I am pretty sure that it is infected. I doubt if I could fit my boots on!Apart from that and your smelly leg everything else is tickety boo so get on that bike and ride like the wind til you run out of fuel.
Why does no one ever listen to my pearls of wisdom? antibiotics are good!
Oh, I will take anything that I'm offered! I'm not fussy! Antibiotics may well be the answer!Why does no one ever listen to my pearls of wisdom? antibiotics are good!
I had a telephone call from my L.LP. bought on by my moaning. She told me that all of the expenses have been filed with the insurance company,and won't be paid until we settle. She asked me if I was desperate for the money, but I have this weakness of being honest, and I told her that I am not desperate. So, it is tough shit, basically, and everything waits until we settle.
My other big moan was about having to go all they way to London to be told it is time to die. Unfortunately, I seem to live in a black hole, and will have to go to London again to do the same tests again for myside, Apparently, there has to be a six month, wait in case I become expert at doing this shit. The fact that after a week, I've forgotten everything, doesn't seem to count! At least next time I will know to buy an open ticket. I might stay up there for a couple of days, as well.
So, the conclusion is to stop moaning and take it up the ass. This will go on for years.
Nothing can be done about it, so there it is. She didn't say, "Tough Shit!", but that is the message,
Whatever wodge I end up with, I will 100% deserve!
Don't worry. I am not going to moan endlessly here - maybe.Oh goody![]()
I think it quite apt that the next queen (or consort, or whatever she will be called) bears a passing resemblance to a horse. The royal family are all quite keen on riding horses!I am more concerned about King Big-Ears and Queen Horse-features grabbing to the throne.
I have never been a monarchist but the Queen more than did her duty to the country and that I admire greatly. I did have respect for her and I am sorry she has passed
Her snobbish, self righteous son though - he is a liability. He and the trollop WILL fuck over the monarchy in very short order.
Even calls to bypass the 'spaniel' (King Charles gedditI am more concerned about King Big-Ears and Queen Horse-features grabbing to the throne.
I have never been a monarchist but the Queen more than did her duty to the country and that I admire greatly. I did have respect for her and I am sorry she has passed
Her snobbish, self righteous son though - he is a liability. He and the trollop WILL fuck over the monarchy in very short order.
Don't worry. I am not going to moan endlessly here - maybe.
By the way: has anyone heard the shocking news that the Quoon has died? The media are keeping it quiet, so you might of missed it![]()
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The benefit to working people of Charlie getting the job, is that he won't last very long, so another Bank Holiday should be on the cards!Even calls to bypass the 'spaniel' (King Charles geddit) and insert King Billy (half of Norn Irn would be happy
) wouldn't make it any better, anarchy with Wolfie Smith in charge is the way
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