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Mum and pups (Dad was presumably down the pub)

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Was out for a walk through the park today, on my way to the shop. I followed a woman walking four dogs, including what appeared to be a small German Shepherd.
As I overtook, the GS turned its head and I could see that it was, as far as I could tell, a GS x Pug cross.

Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty. I last felt that way when I watched The Ring for the first time and we see the dead girl in the wardrobe. Fuck me that animal is ugly. I love dogs and my immediate instinct was to destroy it with cleansing fire. I'd rather have that woman who had her lower jaw torn off in The Grudge as a long-term girlfriend than have to ever see that dog again. It was actually a hate crime to walk it in public and if I hadn't been retching by the side of the path I would have remonstrated with the woman over her Crimes against Humanity.

Right, I'm just off to bleach my eyes. Later.
 
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