Need help choosing wedding/stag night present

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Alreet, I'll get the nasty bits out the way first:
Girl on girl marriage coming up, so I expect some purile responses to this.
But it's a genuine request guys (and gals).

There's a stag night coming up for girl I work with.
It's a civil partnership thing and we (lads and lasses at work) are after something humourous but not filthy to get her for a kind of present.
Chocolate boobs or summat like that, BUT NO VIBES or DIDOS - that's just toooo obvious.

Ann summers is alreet for guy-girl and girl-guy, but nowt serious for girl-girl, and the only other site suggestion from one guy has seriously done his street cred some sever harm - he won't be allowed on tinternet for a long while.

So what have you got?

BTW, I get to kiss the bride and the bride.

(oh god, what have I started now)
 
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ERR tough one that, what are they into, no not like that ;)

Does it have to be amusing, what are they like, what do you get for a girl that has well, everything !!!!
 
Martyn, that comment was not expected - and very funny. Friend of mine (well educated friend) once said that if he had been born a woman he would never go out of a weekend. Don't know what he meant really;)

They are 25 and 24 yrs and into, well, Pop type music of the common variety, Gwen Steffani, computers, gadgets (PHONES!!), italian/chinese/worldly foods, jeez this is hard.

Looking for a website link really to decent gadget/girlgirl stuff.
Oh hell, this is more difficult than I had ever imagined.
 
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Oops, Ian, Linzi wants that cricket bat :D ouch
 
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You've pushed the boat out on this one Al

2 x french maid outfits?

A screwdriver set and a hot air gun?

Or my personal favourite, a party box of Duracells! :thumbs:

Sorry mate ;)

Probably best to treat them no different as any other brides I imagine, it's still their big day after all.

Do let us know what you decide in the end though!
 
alane said:
Martyn, that comment was not expected - and very funny. Friend of mine (well educated friend) once said that if he had been born a woman he would never go out of a weekend. Don't know what he meant really;)

They are 25 and 24 yrs and into, well, Pop type music of the common variety, Gwen Steffani, computers, gadgets (PHONES!!), italian/chinese/worldly foods, jeez this is hard.

Looking for a website link really to decent gadget/girlgirl stuff.
Oh hell, this is more difficult than I had ever imagined.
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Good luck if you type that in to Google!!!!
 
berto said:
Remington fuzz away????:twak:
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how about a pic of a willy and a note saying see what your missing;) :comp2:

but no seriously ,something that shows a bit thought has gone into it how aboput a pampering session at a local bbeauty salon (no good if theyre diesel dykes) or a voucher for a nice romantic meal i believe in kiss Keep It Simple Stupid a bit like me really
 
I've had to witness a partnerisation already this year dude - to be honest you'll have a laff..... it was a homme et homme thing so lots of straight 'girlfriends' were invited which was nice.........

How about some diving lessons at some place on the north coast of Northern Ireland..... think its called Muff!
 
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Howsabout a webcam and a credit card machine?

Not being much help at all am I?

Hmmmm, the mind boggles!
 
How about 2 tickets to Amsterdam, it full of dykes.

Sorry Alan that i can't be of more use, but i'm gonna ring a lesbian friend.

OK Alan, the feedback i got was if its not going to be Ann Summers related smutty type stuff (which my friend offered to test on their behalf!!!!) her suggestion is to purely treat it as a normal hetro sexual wedding, and if their setting up home together, go for gift vouchers, kettle, toaster, strap on, microwave etc.
 
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Shaun could you please refrain from posting in this manner ;)

I've just spent the last 40 minutes trying to pick the remains of my lunch out of my keyboard!!

Quality mate!! :thumbs:
 
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I've had to witness a partnerisation already this year dude - to be honest you'll have a laff..... it was a homme et homme thing so lots of straight 'girlfriends' were invited which was nice.........

How about some diving lessons at some place on the north coast of Northern Ireland..... think its called Muff!
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so the place to get diving lessons is muff in northern ireland is there anywhere closer to home :comp2:
 
And of course to go with the crickets bats they will need matching shirts, geddit, batting for the same side :rolleyes: :ohwell:
 
alane said:
Martyn, that comment was not expected - and very funny. Friend of mine (well educated friend) once said that if he had been born a woman he would never go out of a weekend. Don't know what he meant really;)

They are 25 and 24 yrs and into, well, Pop type music of the common variety, Gwen Steffani, computers, gadgets (PHONES!!), italian/chinese/worldly foods, jeez this is hard.

Looking for a website link really to decent gadget/girlgirl stuff.
Oh hell, this is more difficult than I had ever imagined.
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Phone gadgets you say?

try this site

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/cellphone/index.html
 
Or this


http://ibuzz.co.uk/


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How about a nice quality carpet for their new pad together.

They can both then do as much carpet munching as they want.............;)
 
Scottch said:
Shaun could you please refrain from posting in this manner ;)

I've just spent the last 40 minutes trying to pick the remains of my lunch out of my keyboard!!

Quality mate!! :thumbs:
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Very sorry Scot, but its a pleasure to make someone laugh, laughter is a great emotion.

Come on Alan you must, must let us know what you pick in the end , and what other presents they get as well.

My choice of totally non Duc related thread of the week.
 
You could be totally boring and get some nice Royal Doulton - how's that for sensible, and it won't offend anybody! Or what about a makeover day where they make you look hot and take some photos?

I might come back to you on this after I've asked a mate at work who runs the gay/bisexuals club
 
Well, she's back in work after the honeymoon and as radiant as ever.

Final wedding presents:

a catering size tin of heinz (can I say that? ) baked beans, cos someone said they'll spend all the honeymoon flicking beans so I thought I'd better get them some spare in case they run out.
a turkey baster for when they want to start a family
two signed balls - but I don't think they know what to do with them

and

a suitably sized voucher

Thanks for all the suggestions peeps, made I larfffff.
 
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