Keith Ducati Glasgow - NIGHT OUT!!!!

Fergie

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As you may or may not have heard, Keith, the much loved but slightly camp executive from 'The Shop' is moving to a new pasture. Therfore I have decided to take it upon myself to organise a wee night in Glasgow to say 'Cheerio'!


As part of my commitment to The Shop I am organising this Night Out.

I am doing this so I can offer specialist knowledge about nights out, pass on my experience with them and try to offer any assistance possible.

On this night out we will have pals on hand to take you round and show you the pubs and clubs. I'll work with you at your own level and concentrate on parts of your night out that you want to work on. I will also have a resident suspenders technician on hand to offer any tips on bar side adjustments that you might try. ALL OF THIS IS INCLUDED IN THE COST OF THE NIGHT OUT!

The night out is somewhere you can forget about all of the usual concerns about socialising ie:- knock-backs, the wife, girlfriends, your mother, brick walls etc,etc,etc. The emphasis is on FUN and SAFETY.

Just because the girls are more available and the risks of knock-back are higher, it doesn't mean the danger of feeling like a prick are! The best way to approach a night out is viewing the town as a safe place to approach girls. These girls are usually more patient so you can learn the lines easily.

Every party goer on night will be wearing their best 'going out clothes' so it is a very courteous environment, there is no lawn mowing!

Call me for more details or PM me to book yourself on.

How a night out works?

The set-up is simple. All of us are on the night out together whether novice or expert for an all night "open" session.
For those not familiar with the terminology:- normally nights out take the form of pals split into groups according to skill level and good looks. Each group then gets usually 10 - 15 mins on the pull then breaks while the other groups get their turn.
On an open session night out such as ours, the bar is open so pals can come in and out as much as they please. Maximising pulling time as much as possible.

The secret to these evenings is all about the briefing the guys receive before hitting the town.
The safety briefing from the drunk sitting next to you on the train on the way into town is fully comprehensive. Night out misbehaviour is simply not tolerated by them or us. The effect is that guys with all looks and conversation levels can intermingle on the night out easily and without incident. The positive effect being the ugly guys learn from the good looking guys!

Over doing it is done only in clubs, either on the Great Western Road or Ashton Lane. We always recommend leaving the corner take away over doing it manouevres to the guys more experienced in getting out of the situation when the Police turn up.

Safety taken care of, it's easy to relax and enjoy the pure enjoyment of getting faceless with the guys!

If you've not tried one, give it a go, you'll be pleasantly surprised at how organised our @@@@-ups are and just how much fun you will have.

PM me to secure a place and get the dates for Keiths last hurrah!!
 
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I'm new to nights out

Fergie

your "night out" sound just like what i've been looking for. i'm only recently coming back to "nights out" after several years away. with a wife and 3 kids, it's been impossible to fit in a "night out" for years. consequently, i'm kinda nervous and unsure what a "night out" might be all about. i have tried to enrole in a "bingedrinksafe" course with the local police force, but its been cancelled.

will it be ok for a newbie to really mix it with more seasoned "night outers"? i've heard of guys with glass warmers, bringing their guts to the pub in wheel barrows, even wearing blocked gloves for when they take their pints outside for a smoke in the rain.

i'd appreciate it if you could brief us on what the flags mean that we might see throughout the evening. i don't fancy getting black flagged for aggressive or inappropriate drinking. is it true that we need to slow down the drinking if someone waves a yellow flag because someone has puked further up the bar? i assume the red flag means that stuff is coming out of both ends and we have to return to the gents for a debriefing.

what i'd really like to achieve from the night is to "get my elbow down" at the bar, preferably whilst chatting up a nice girl. i know that i'm asking a lot. could you drink a couple of pints in front of me so i can see and hear your lines and moves? then, i'll take over up front and you can drink a few pints from behind me and see if i am following the right lines. hopefully by the end of the night my shirt will be all scuffed and in need of a patch. some lipstick on the cheek would be even better.

what i'll probably do is follow you around the bar for the first two or three pints. that way my trainers will have warmed up and i can attempt ordering the drinks on my own in confidence. i don't want to slip on a spilt pint before getting my first round in. i've heard that its pretty expensive if you go down (hell of a cleaning bill) and bang your teeth on the brass foot rail.

can i pay you the £60 on the night?

m
 
As you may or may not have heard, Keith, the much loved but slightly camp executive from 'The Shop' is moving to a new pasture. Therfore I have decided to take it upon myself to organise a wee night in Glasgow to say 'Cheerio'!


As part of my commitment to The Shop I am organising this Night Out.

I am doing this so I can offer specialist knowledge about nights out, pass on my experience with them and try to offer any assistance possible.

On this night out we will have pals on hand to take you round and show you the pubs and clubs. I'll work with you at your own level and concentrate on parts of your night out that you want to work on. I will also have a resident suspenders technician on hand to offer any tips on bar side adjustments that you might try. ALL OF THIS IS INCLUDED IN THE COST OF THE NIGHT OUT!

The night out is somewhere you can forget about all of the usual concerns about socialising ie:- knock-backs, the wife, girlfriends, your mother, brick walls etc,etc,etc. The emphasis is on FUN and SAFETY.

Just because the girls are more available and the risks of knock-back are higher, it doesn't mean the danger of feeling like a prick are! The best way to approach a night out is viewing the town as a safe place to approach girls. These girls are usually more patient so you can learn the lines easily.

Every party goer on night will be wearing their best 'going out clothes' so it is a very courteous environment, there is no lawn mowing!

Call me for more details or PM me to book yourself on.

How a night out works?

The set-up is simple. All of us are on the night out together whether novice or expert for an all night "open" session.
For those not familiar with the terminology:- normally nights out take the form of pals split into groups according to skill level and good looks. Each group then gets usually 10 - 15 mins on the pull then breaks while the other groups get their turn.
On an open session night out such as ours, the bar is open so pals can come in and out as much as they please. Maximising pulling time as much as possible.

The secret to these evenings is all about the briefing the guys receive before hitting the town.
The safety briefing from the drunk sitting next to you on the train on the way into town is fully comprehensive. Night out misbehaviour is simply not tolerated by them or us. The effect is that guys with all looks and conversation levels can intermingle on the night out easily and without incident. The positive effect being the ugly guys learn from the good looking guys!

Over doing it is done only in clubs, either on the Great Western Road or Ashton Lane. We always recommend leaving the corner take away over doing it manouevres to the guys more experienced in getting out of the situation when the Police turn up.

Safety taken care of, it's easy to relax and enjoy the pure enjoyment of getting faceless with the guys!

If you've not tried one, give it a go, you'll be pleasantly surprised at how organised our @@@@-ups are and just how much fun you will have.

PM me to secure a place and get the dates for Keiths last hurrah!!


:lol:
 
As you may or may not have heard, Keith, the much loved but slightly camp executive from 'The Shop' is moving to a new pasture. Therfore I have decided to take it upon myself to organise a wee night in Glasgow to say 'Cheerio'!


As part of my commitment to The Shop I am organising this Night Out.

I am doing this so I can offer specialist knowledge about nights out, pass on my experience with them and try to offer any assistance possible.

On this night out we will have pals on hand to take you round and show you the pubs and clubs. I'll work with you at your own level and concentrate on parts of your night out that you want to work on. I will also have a resident suspenders technician on hand to offer any tips on bar side adjustments that you might try. ALL OF THIS IS INCLUDED IN THE COST OF THE NIGHT OUT!

The night out is somewhere you can forget about all of the usual concerns about socialising ie:- knock-backs, the wife, girlfriends, your mother, brick walls etc,etc,etc. The emphasis is on FUN and SAFETY.

Just because the girls are more available and the risks of knock-back are higher, it doesn't mean the danger of feeling like a prick are! The best way to approach a night out is viewing the town as a safe place to approach girls. These girls are usually more patient so you can learn the lines easily.

Every party goer on night will be wearing their best 'going out clothes' so it is a very courteous environment, there is no lawn mowing!

Call me for more details or PM me to book yourself on.

How a night out works?

The set-up is simple. All of us are on the night out together whether novice or expert for an all night "open" session.
For those not familiar with the terminology:- normally nights out take the form of pals split into groups according to skill level and good looks. Each group then gets usually 10 - 15 mins on the pull then breaks while the other groups get their turn.
On an open session night out such as ours, the bar is open so pals can come in and out as much as they please. Maximising pulling time as much as possible.

The secret to these evenings is all about the briefing the guys receive before hitting the town.
The safety briefing from the drunk sitting next to you on the train on the way into town is fully comprehensive. Night out misbehaviour is simply not tolerated by them or us. The effect is that guys with all looks and conversation levels can intermingle on the night out easily and without incident. The positive effect being the ugly guys learn from the good looking guys!

Over doing it is done only in clubs, either on the Great Western Road or Ashton Lane. We always recommend leaving the corner take away over doing it manouevres to the guys more experienced in getting out of the situation when the Police turn up.

Safety taken care of, it's easy to relax and enjoy the pure enjoyment of getting faceless with the guys!

If you've not tried one, give it a go, you'll be pleasantly surprised at how organised our @@@@-ups are and just how much fun you will have.

PM me to secure a place and get the dates for Keiths last hurrah!!

:rofl: :rofl: :lol:
 
As far as I am led to believe he is off to the new Laura Ashley store in Buchanan Street. Curtain section I think??

Expect to see a lovely floral print framing Martins 1098 and a geo-hexagonal tie back on the Sport Classic.:D

:D

Seriously though I think he is going off-shore to work as a roustabout. A bit different from the usual lay-about of years gone by!
 
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