Just posted a letter

[Noobie]

£1:25 first class as from today

 

[Alan Williams]

Bloody Tories.

 

[Dukesox]

Bloody Tories.

Would your Green friends do away with letters altogether as emails are just so much more net zero compliant ?

 

[Noobie]

They'd sit around a camp fire mentally projecting a letter

 

[Dukesox]

They'd sit around a camp fire mentally projecting a letter

They wouldn`t have a fire ! Think of the carbon emissions man.

 

[Noobie]

It's okay, the campfire is made with tofu sticks

 

[Dukesox]

It's okay, the campfire is made with tofu sticks

So what you are saying @Noobie is that to get to net zero we have to replace fossil fuels with tofu. Got to be better than eating it.

 

[Alan Williams]

You could do worse than good old Cade.

He decided to stand because he found after meeting people that there was "a lot of support for cheaper stamps from pensioners".

 

[AirCon]

It's okay, the campfire is made with tofu sticks

Would be better if it was made from Lib Dems and Greens.
Just think how many councils could be saved from Bankruptcy.

 

[Noobie]

Smart thinking. Greens are into recycling and nature. We could rub two ofthem together to light a fire

 

[BobTheBounder]

Smart thinking. Greens are into recycling and nature. We could rub two ofthem together to light a fire

We all know AC likes rubbing and friction, enough for ignition? Doubt it, but sufficient for an anticlimax!

 

[Laava]

So you gonna light a fire made from tofu by rubbing two greenies together? I like the idea behind it but it just sounds like a damp squib!