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Scottch

Scottch

Ninja Poopy Psycho
Farewell my sweet nutjob mono-wheeling axe murderer.

6000 miles, trackdays, 07 Midgie Masher, Spain, black isle weekender and far too many giggles to remember. It's been a helluva year together and I'll miss you!

The most fun bike I've ever owned/abused, and you never missed a beat. The wee extra bits of jewelery I decorated you with were worth every penny :thumbs:

But alas, our time together has come to an end and my name is off your V5.

I hope I've done the right thing :eek:

And it's gonna be a cold sh!tburger to chew on if it's not :fart:
 
Just got this PM'd to me from a Hypermottard... it's a sad tale.

Mad Dash, as a fellow Hypermottard Connoisseur I am writing to ask if there's any room in your garage for me, my owner has banished me to the showroom floor and turned his back on me with very little warning. The showroom floor is wet, but not with rain, with my tears of being discarded after the many a happy hour spent with Scott. We played at Knockhill together, we went to Spain, The Highlands, The Midgie... and everytime I looked after and adored my master, yet he discards me now... I'm so upset... it's so sad I feel neglected and used.

I looked at my master on Saturday, yet my pain was ignored as he looked on at his new b1tch. My wimpering and pleas fell on deaf ears and now I'm alone, alone and lonely... it's so dark in here when Martin goes home.

Please help....
Scott's Hypermonkey
 
Mad Dash said:
Just got this PM'd to me from a Hypermottard... it's a sad tale.

Mad Dash, as a fellow Hypermottard Connoisseur I am writing to ask if there's any room in your garage for me, my owner has banished me to the showroom floor and turned his back on me with very little warning. The showroom floor is wet, but not with rain, with my tears of being discarded after the many a happy hour spent with Scott. We played at Knockhill together, we went to Spain, The Highlands, The Midgie... and everytime I looked after and adored my master, yet he discards me now... I'm so upset... it's so sad I feel neglected and used.

I looked at my master on Saturday, yet my pain was ignored as he looked on at his new b1tch. My wimpering and pleas fell on deaf ears and now I'm alone, alone and lonely... it's so dark in here when Martin goes home.

Please help....
Scott's Hypermonkey
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Is the extraction system busted in the print works today?????

Too high a concentration of fumes Stuart????;) ;)
 
PaulV said:
Is the extraction system busted in the print works today?????

Too high a concentration of fumes Stuart????;) ;)
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Perk of the job... turn off the air con and all your worries drift away.....
I was in DG on Saturday, Scott was watching on as Martin actually sold the Hyper right in front of him, it was entertaining...:D :D :D Don't know why he wants two D16RR's anyway, one for road, one for track I assume.
 
Soooooo, what you gone for then....?

We had the chat about riding styles/techniques a while back.... does the new steed follow on from that conversation????
 
No, No, No.... what happened was Brad Pitt in the USA decided to have TWO D16RR's... someone said that Scott looked like Brad Pitt and he then decided, OK, I'll have 2 x D16RR's... then, he realised it wasn't BRAD PITT they said he looked like it was......
Bad Sh1t

I'm gettin' a kickin' Thursday night me thinks...
 
He's getting rid cos he's heard about this coming

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DD16RR motor in monster chassis :thumbs:
 
Mad Dash said:
No, No, No.... what happened was Brad Pitt in the USA decided to have TWO D16RR's... someone said that Scott looked like Brad Pitt and he then decided, OK, I'll have 2 x D16RR's... then, he realised it wasn't BRAD PITT they said he looked like it was......
Bad Sh1t

I'm gettin' a kickin' Thursday night me thinks...
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You're gettin' double bagged mate :lol2:
 
Gizmo said:
He's getting rid cos he's heard about this coming

[qimg]http://www.motorcycle.com/images/content/Review/08_july_ducati_concept_01.jpg[/qimg]

DD16RR motor in monster chassis :thumbs:
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I can barely hang onto one with a fairing to hide behind, never mind a naked one :eek:
 
Alas poor hypermonky :( ....there wouldve been a nice warm garage for you to sleep in if it wasnt for the black beast that lurks there now ....full of intent since its trip into the gravel..im sure revenge will be forth comming :eek:

fare ye well hypermonky and treat your new master as you see fit ....




wouldnt be a 1098s with low unthrashed miles would it ;)
 
Gizmo said:
He's getting rid cos he's heard about this coming

[qimg]http://www.motorcycle.com/images/content/Review/08_july_ducati_concept_01.jpg[/qimg]

DD16RR motor in monster chassis :thumbs:
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OMG.... Martin, phone me for credit card details... I would p/x my D16RR for that.
 
A Monster with the D16RR engine would just be hilarious, you wouldn't need a speedo, just a "G" meter. A Monster with a 1098R engine would have the same appeal. With the riding position of the Monster, combined with the power of the D16RR the results probably would be a bike "too hot to handle".

As Mike said, you'd never need to replace the front tyre, that's for sure.

Anyway, C'mon Ducati, I'll have one, now we'll see what the re-sale values of the D16RR are ??? RR are, say that on Sunday afternoon after a few beers.

Sadly, though, unlikley to hit production :( .
 
Looking at the weather this week Scott,I reckon you need to change your plans and by a jetski instead.:p
 
Mad Dash said:
A Monster with the D16RR engine would just be hilarious, you wouldn't need a speedo, just a "G" meter. A Monster with a 1098R engine would have the same appeal. With the riding position of the Monster, combined with the power of the D16RR the results probably would be a bike "too hot to handle".

As Mike said, you'd never need to replace the front tyre, that's for sure.

Anyway, C'mon Ducati, I'll have one, now we'll see what the re-sale values of the D16RR are ??? RR are, say that on Sunday afternoon after a few beers.

Sadly, though, unlikley to hit production :( .
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the rumours are there'll be a 1098 engine naked launched at Milan .....
 
Gizmo said:
He's getting rid cos he's heard about this coming

[qimg]http://www.motorcycle.com/images/content/Review/08_july_ducati_concept_01.jpg[/qimg]

DD16RR motor in monster chassis :thumbs:
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I think this is what Scotch is trying to create with his 2nd D16RR ??
 
It's my sad duty to announce that Scott has bought a Harely Davidson Road King... metallic red, with cream leather seat. He did opt for the BOSE surround sound system and the full Johnny Cash CD set. Tonight at the SDC meet you'll see him in skin tight leather chaps...
 
Mad Dash said:
It's my sad duty to announce that Scott has bought a Harely Davidson Road King... metallic red, with cream leather seat. He did opt for the BOSE surround sound system and the full Johnny Cash CD set. Tonight at the SDC meet you'll see him in skin tight leather chaps...
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You leave my johnny out of this :eek:
 
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