More ....
I like them Andy :thumbs:
I got these from that "other" site that you and I are also a member of:
Travel News
England supporters awaiting the arrival of the 'Grand slam express' are advised that due to a points failure and subsequent derailment at Murrayfield, the 18.12 from Edinburgh has been cancelled.
Further bad news as the A1 south has been blocked by a large number of wheel less chariots. Police advise that any owner of a vehicle unable to swing low, should call Scottish emergency services on 0900-GETITUPYEEZ, and await the arrival of someone coming for to carry them home. Kind locals are believed to be keeping distressed England supporters supplied with large amounts of humble pie, although sour grapes are available if necessary.
And finally, a poem:-
Ode to the English Rugby Team
Ye come up here tae paradise, tae beat us at your game,
Aw wind and @@@@ and full o' @@@@, yer aw the bloody same.
Ye caw yersels World champions, the nations most elite,
But Scotland are the greatest noo, cos yuv just been feckin 'beat.
A game that wis invented, fur English gentlemen,
No Highland Jocks wi’ tartan frocks, well bloody think again.
A baw that's shapit like an egg, it's jist a stupit farce,
Bit ah suppose it makes it easier, tae ram right up yer feckin arse.
So git back home an lick yer wounds, yer a bunch o stupit fools,
It's time fur you tae cheat again, and change the feckin rules.
Rugby, fitba, cricket tae, yer jist a shower o chancers,
Stick tae whit ye dae the best, ya Morris feckin dancers
All meant in good humour!
