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...this one...

That's the one... well done. Its exhaust is at the same height as a standard bike, imagine having a gas turbine jet engine with pipes under the seat... hot, hot, hot. Goes like sh1t in a straight line, but like a Hardley Movingsome, try turning a corner. Good old Harley, still remember the round of applause I got at Ducati Glasgow with my Night Rod Special. I turned up at the back of DG in the night rod, 5 or 6 Ducati people watched in HORROR. I turned off the engine, noticed the stares.... then stated "Fcuk's sake boys, give me a break, I'm trading it in for a Desmosedici" :D :D :D

Just to finish on the Jet Bike, Tom Cruise has one, he also has a D16RR... wonder how many miles he's done on the D16RR ???
 
Tom Cruise has one, he also has a D16RR... wonder how many miles he's done on the D16RR ???

Didn't he and Brad have some barny coz one got his before the other or summat? what a waste. They'll be sat in their collection gathing dust and cruised up and down Sunset Blvd. once a year for the paparazzi!!!!




...I'm only jealous coz Brad's married to Angelina (but if she came to the Highlands, she would soon change her mind!!! ;) :p )
 
Didn't he and Brad have some barny coz one got his before the other or summat? what a waste.

Remember when DG had the first Desmo in and they had it on show for a weekend ... in January earlier this year??? I think it was Scottch's one?

Anyway I went into DG on the saturday and drooled all over it (i'm sure DG polished it all off Scottch :D ) and then on the monday I had to fly back to the US on business.

Couple of days later in the US I read in US Today (national paper) that Tom Cruise had done something great for charritttyyy with Ang and at the end of the article it mentions that he has ordered a Desmo and it will be the first one to be delivered in the world when it arrives in LA in february.

Couple of weeks later there is a photo in the papers with Tom outside Ducati in LA with his new Desmo .... and guess what .... its the first one delivered in the world :) and also, so they say, Brad has ordered one and it will be no.2 in the world :eek:

Ha ha ha Tom Cruise oh no it ain't no.1 cos I saw one weeks before in Glasgow :) and Brad you must have got about no.17 you loser :lol2: .

Cheers
Steve
 
Apparently, Tom Cruise has the bike NUMBER ONE, but, it was not the worlds first, and that is most certainly the big mans title. Brad Pitt, has actually got two, he was reported as saying "couldn't make my mind up to go for team colours or not, so took both". How good, now, excuse the filth here ladies... what would you ride ??, the D16RR Team, The D16RR RED or Angelina Jolie :D :D :D The man has issues me thinks... again sorry about the crude bit.
 
Didn't he and Brad have some barny coz one got his before the other or summat? what a waste. They'll be sat in their collection gathing dust and cruised up and down Sunset Blvd. once a year for the paparazzi!!!! ..I'm only jealous coz Brad's married to Angelina (but if she came to the Highlands, she would soon change her mind!!! ;) :p )

She'd see you in a kilt and it would be Tombraider all over again... not that you're old Ed, and in a tomb that needs raided. :D :D
 
How good, now, excuse the filth here ladies... what would you ride ??, the D16RR Team, The D16RR RED or Angelina Jolie :D :D :D The man has issues me thinks... again sorry about the crude bit.

I would guess which ever would give him the 'ride of your life' :) :rolleyes:
 
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She'd see you in a kilt and it would be Tombraider all over again... not that you're old Ed, and in a tomb that needs raided. :D :D

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Right, that's it - handkerchiefs at dawn you cad you.....!!!!! ;) :p

...I may not be able to afford (or ever afford again) a Desmo16 but I'm gorgeous (to some anyway) and I'm worth it!!!! :rolleyes: :D
 
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