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whilst on the topic of a friday funny -

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his
wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.


Friendship Between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he
had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10
best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two
claimed that he was still there.

True. Story.:cheers:
 
Man and wife walking through cattle market and come across the Bull enclosures.
sign on first gate: "this bull mated 50 times last year"
Wife to husband: "You could learn something from that bull"

sign on second gate: "this bull mated 120 times last year"
Wife to husband: "Wow, thats ten times a month - he could give you some lessons"

sign on third gate: "This bull succesfully mated 365 times last year"
Wife to husband: "That's absolutely amazing- once a DAY!!! - now you could REALLLY learn something from this bull"
Husband to wife: "Just go and ask the owner if it mated 365 times with the same cow"
 
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