Forum Wisdom required

[Dukesox]

An old acquaintance contacted me out of the blue the other day. He told me that he recently bought a motorbike and as he doesn`t know anyone else who rides he wondered if I would like to show him some of the better local roads and routes. He must have caught me in an uncharacteristically sociable mood as I said yes. I then asked what he had bought and he replied " A Suzuki"
This has made me question if I misread the conversation so do you suggest before agreeing to meet I ask if he enjoys musical theatre and shopping for scatter cushions ?

 

[Outintheopen]

My immediate thought was perhaps he’s a BBC presenter that’s suddenly become less busy.

 

[Dox]

An old acquaintance contacted me out of the blue the other day. He told me that he recently bought a motorbike and as he doesn`t know anyone else who rides he wondered if I would like to show him some of the better local roads and routes. He must have caught me in an uncharacteristically sociable mood as I said yes. I then asked what he had bought and he replied " A Suzuki"
This has made me question if I misread the conversation so do you suggest before agreeing to meet I ask if he enjoys musical theatre and shopping for scatter cushions ?

He needs to qualify which model before you can start to consider a meet. After that, insist on having a female chaperone as your pillion.

 

[wroughtironron]

 

[wroughtironron]

 

[Loz]

I haven't read the thread but I completely agree, this Forum could really do with some wisdom.

 

[Dox]

I haven't read the thread but I completely agree, this Forum could really do with some wisdom.

But we have Everclear...as a group I feel like we have ticked that box. Oh wait...no...as you were.

 

[Dukesox]

But we have Everclear...as a group I feel like we have ticked that box. Oh wait...no...as you were.

Hang on, doesn`t he have a Suzuki ?

 

[wroughtironron]

Loz hasn't felt the wit and wisdom (or self-esteem) of Everard yet

 

[Exige]

An old acquaintance contacted me out of the blue the other day. He told me that he recently bought a motorbike and as he doesn`t know anyone else who rides he wondered if I would like to show him some of the better local roads and routes. He must have caught me in an uncharacteristically sociable mood as I said yes. I then asked what he had bought and he replied " A Suzuki"
This has made me question if I misread the conversation so do you suggest before agreeing to meet I ask if he enjoys musical theatre and shopping for scatter cushions ?

I haven't read the thread but I completely agree, this Forum could really do with some wisdom.

Buy a Kawasaki to keep up with him perhaps?

 

[Dukesox]

Buy a Kawasaki to keep up with him perhaps?

As he wants me to show him the roads I`ll be in front. I do hope that is not a euphamism.

 

[Exige]

As he wants me to show him the roads I`ll be in front. I do hope that is not a euphamism.

He can always reach around

 

[Markduc]

May I suggest” this forum “ would be more suitable for Suzuki riders

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[Dukesox]

He can always reach around

You know what, I think when he calls I`ll tell him I`m busy/ wife won`t let me out/ have highly contagious disease/ terms of parole mean I can`t leave the house etc.

 

[Char]

Maybe Perry Peril could offer some sage advice as to the best satnav for him

Or just send him instead