you trying to make we're not 'ard, mate!
I began climbing age 17, fairly high grades for many years, culminating in E4/5 in the early 90's. Have several hard new rock climbs on the old CV in various parts of the country. Naturally this led onto Scottish Mixed and Ice Climbing up to Grade V/VI and stupid above. Lot's of high risk ski-ing chucked in also on such trips, still love attacking black runs in Scotland and the Alps. Over the last seven years or so I have tended to ice-climb only in the Alps where, although the routes are generally well equipped, i.e safer, the overall mountain experience is lacking. But the technical grades are higher - basically good news for ageing hardmen who need more creature comforts!
As a student I became also heavily involved in white water canoeing at extreme levels - I actually paddle Canadian style (kneeling with one blade) and was very lucky to have two national instructors/paddlers as mates so the pedigree was good. This was at the time when all boats were GRP not polyprop as now, which is where I got a lot of practical expererience making and mending them - we had to! Did much of the big stuff in the British Isles but never got to the Alps or Himamlayas.
Had a good eight years doing Scuba with BSAC, getting Second Class Diver and Advanced Instructor grade. Again only in the British Isles, but anyone who dives knows there is nothing really to challenge it - Scapa Flow, West Coast tidal, wreck dives etc. All on air, using wetsuits etc.
Kart raced in 100cc Senior Britain for five years, not very well, far too expensive and not really an adventure sport is it?
Started Shotokan Karate ten years ago, got Dan Grade and did a few competitions, taking on the three times National Kumite Champion in one bout - you can guess the result! Yes he died laughing before clobbering me.....

Keep intending to do Nidan but somehow it seems so much harder now.........
Oh yes and about 1987 I fell in with a bunch of extreme cavers (almost literally!) and over a couple of years did some of the bigger (scarier) caves in the Dales - Gaping Gill, Langstoth Pot, Dowbergill Passge in Dow, Goyden amongst others and very briefly dallied with cave diving but couldn't get anyone else to try........
Oh yes and Mountain Biking. got my first proper biike, Spesh Rockhopper way back in 95 then bought a beautifull Marin Eldridge Grade Hardtail, a fantastic steel frame in 97. Within two years had left the day job (teaching Technology at Secondary level and Undergraduate too) and set up the shop. Now we ride most weekends, every Wed evening all year round. Scotland Wales, Lakes, Dales, Yorks Moors etc. The club has had trips to Moab Utah, Fruita Colorado, Whistler Canada and Sierra Nevada Spain over the last few years. It's a living
Then I got back into motorbiking, having started in 1965 on a BSA Bantam! Last five years I have had Kawa ZXR400, Kawa ZX-6R, 'Blade RRY, 996 and Sherco trials. And met you lot - the most extreme of all!
This year I am taking my lad and we're off to do paragliding - can't wait for that. He seems to want to do much the same things, funny that!
There was a thread while back asking for stories of best ride ever - I've got many many more stories from that lot above!
Well you did ask! Sorry.