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Noobie

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2019 KTM 1290 Super Duke R | Top Speed
 

Noobie

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Were they women, The KTM would be that lady that you have lots of fierce sex with but there is always a 50/50 chance you will wake up one morning with your dick not attached to your body but being sent back to you in an amazon box. The BMW by comparisson is like the woman you marry, stay married for 50 years and might get a blow job, on your birthday only.
 
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The skitz

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Were they women, The KTM would be that lady that you have lots of fierce sex with but there is always a 50/50 chance you will wake up one morning with your dick not attached to your body but being sent back to you in an amazon box. The BMW by comparisson is like the woman you marry, stay married for 50 years and might get a blow job, on your birthday only.
On my birthday you say πŸ€”πŸ˜
 
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