Eurosport NOW

No good for me stuck at work I guess... :(

I'll catch the replay tonight I'm sure, Stoners one to watch looking at the times so far :eek:
 
I've been watching the live timing on Eurosport.... shocking! what a top pole sitter eh?
 
Holiday??? A week??? Cannae be that taxing having to fill up an urn and sweep the tea bar floor once a day???? :twak:
 
You stick tae changin' yer wee batteries sonny, leave the real work tae me ;)

I've telt yae afore, and am tellin' yae again - I'm the best - you can clamber up yer ladders aw yae like, I'll just get my minions to do the work instead.

Noo scuttle back under yer rock, and see if yae can work oot how tae set the time on that new Casio that's oot.
 
Freak said:
Davie have you ever seen Scottch's kids?
ive seen scotts kids a lovely little girl and a nice little boy im afraid hes not lying on this one theyre real but luckily for them they take theyre looks of joolie:) :) lord be praised
 
gordj65 said:
ive seen scotts kids a lovely little girl and a nice little boy im afraid hes not lying on this one theyre real but luckily for them they take theyre looks of joolie:) :) lord be praised

And that statement "could" backup the fact they're not his as they look like me joolee not him.... Might start calling him jaffa :D
 
I do believe Scotts youngest is 6 and he an Jolee have only been seeing each other 5 years.......Simple maths really.
 
I'm sure the kids would be thankful - but they're most definitely mine :p

I'd be more concerned if I was, say, in my mid-thirties and not yet got any kids.

Then we'd see who the jaffa's really are.

How many kids have you got Jon/Davie? :p
 
Davieravie said:
I do believe Scotts youngest is 6 and he an Jolee have only been seeing each other 5 years.......Simple maths really.

Yer a stoopid as you look after all Lasswade Limpy - we've been married 13yrs

We might have to get the final word from Me Joolee on this
 
Davieravie said:
John......I thought the kids looked more like the barman in the Burns Tavern than Scott?? What do you think? :confused:

No idea as I've never seen the bairns... although he was only giving Scott Shandies
 
Scottch said:
I'm sure the kids would be thankful - but they're most definitely mine :p

I'd be more concerned if I was, say, in my mid-thirties and not yet got any kids.

Then we'd see who the jaffa's really are.

How many kids have you got Jon/Davie? :p

I'm staying out of this one, only early 30's though !
 
Davieravie said:
Now....did I say that? Nope...you did....Joolee is too good for you!!

You implied it ya fud - me Joolee is none too happy now!

Oh aye, she's gonnae knock you the @@@@ oot!
 
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