Done that but it was in about 1993, my hedonistic period. You know what she is one of the most beautiful women i have ever met and i often think about her. I wouldn't say she was fat but just right imo, i'm not one for stick women!! Funny how as you age there are souls you cross in the past that still pop into your head years on.
That’s a lovely ode to a fat bird Wayne
There`s a fatbird
in my bed
and I want her to get out
but she`s too tough for me,
she says, i`m staying in here,
i`m not going anywhere
there`s a fat bird in my bed
and I want her to get out
but she`s too tough for me,
she pours whiskey
on me
and blows cigarette smoke
in my eyes
and my ex girlfriend and the bartenders
and the neighbours
don`t know that
she`s in
here
there`s a fat bird in my bed and
I want her to get out
but she`s too tough for me
she says, stay up,
do you want to screw me?
you want the full works?
you want me to blow
your Irish helmet?
there`s a fat bird in my bed
but i`m too stupid,
I let her screw me at night
sometimes
when everyone`s asleep,
I say, I know that you`re there
so don`t be mad
then I put it in her
and it sings
a little in there,
I haven`t quite let it die
and we sleep together like that
with our secret pact
and it`s enough to
make a man
cringe, but I don`t
cringe, do
you?