Ducati to open a new Ducati London store?

[Noobie]

New official Ducati London dealership is due to open later this year?

New Ducati London dealership set to open its doors this year

Londoners can get their Ducati fix once again, as the new official Ducati London dealership is due to open later this year.

www.visordown.com

 

[West Cork Paul]

New official Ducati London dealership is due to open later this year?

New Ducati London dealership set to open its doors this year

Londoners can get their Ducati fix once again, as the new official Ducati London dealership is due to open later this year.

www.visordown.com

About time, it’s crazy there’s not been a Ducati dealer in central London for years.

 

[Barry Hell]

About time, it’s crazy there’s not been a Ducati dealer in central London for years.

Be scramblers and e-scoots only

 

[DesmoHyper]

About time, it’s crazy there’s not been a Ducati dealer in central London for years.

But London is a shit hole that hates anything with engines. Why would anyone want a notoriously shit in traffic bike to sit in traffic in that wank hole when Millenials and pinky pricks will be offended by it?
I rode my old 998 to London once to drop a package off. Fucked if I would ever do that again. Shit hole

 

[Dukesox]

Totally agree with @DesmoHyper . You cant demo a bike in London , who would want to ride there and how could it possibly be enjoyable.

 

[Noobie]

But London is a shit hole that hates anything with engines. Why would anyone want a notoriously shit in traffic bike to sit in traffic in that wank hole when Millenials and pinky pricks will be offended by it?
I rode my old 998 to London once to drop a package off. Fucked if I would ever do that again. Shit hole

Package you say ?

 

[DesmoHyper]

Package you say ?

yep a package.
I was returning the mink crocs to Harvey Nicholls that I had made for skitz

 

[Outintheopen]

When’s the book open on the first theft/break in?

 

[Outintheopen]

yep a package.
I was returning the mink crocs to Harvey Nicholls that I had made for skitz

Philistine, ‘arvey nics is so “done” darling.
Selfridges, is the chic shop - yar…

 

[Char]

Pretty much like the MV flagship store in the posh end of town

People that buy from then just want a trinket in much the same way as the buy any old tat to get one over on the Jones

Probably end up in their sock draw

 

[JAT]

Probably end up in their sock draw

Not in Wayne’s sock draw I hope...

 

[Dirty Leeds]

But London is a shit hole that hates anything with engines. Why would anyone want a notoriously shit in traffic bike to sit in traffic in that wank hole when Millenials and pinky pricks will be offended by it?
I rode my old 998 to London once to drop a package off. Fucked if I would ever do that again. Shit hole

Ducati’s only go to coffee shops within a mile of home though

 

[The skitz]

yep a package.
I was returning the mink crocs to Harvey Nicholls that I had made for skitz

Why

 

[DesmoHyper]

Why

Cos they were too big for you and they didn’t have any children’s sizes in the style you wanted

 

[Robarano]

Ducati London.

What an experience that promises to be. While you are inside signing on the dotted........some scooter boyz have wheeled your new shiny pride and joy away before you've even ridden it. If you are lucky, they may allow you to get you leg over it until the next set of traffic lights where they will relieve you of it.

Make sure you have a note pad and pen on you, to jot down your crime number from Miss Dick.

 

[DesmoHyper]

Ducati London.

What an experience that promises to be. While you are inside signing on the dotted........some scooter boyz have wheeled your new shiny pride and joy away before you've even ridden it. If you are lucky, they may allow you to get you leg over it until the next set of traffic lights where they will relieve you of it.

Make sure you have a note pad and pen on you, to jot down your crime number from Miss Dick.

Missdick Meg

 

[West Cork Paul]

But London is a shit hole that hates anything with engines. Why would anyone want a notoriously shit in traffic bike to sit in traffic in that wank hole when Millenials and pinky pricks will be offended by it?
I rode my old 998 to London once to drop a package off. Fucked if I would ever do that again. Shit hole

I agree entirely but @Barry Hell ’s right in his earlier post, scramblers, hyperstrada, escoots, Multis and the odd Pani to track day afficionadoes plus the odd Superleggera or two that’ll sit on display in some hedge fund manager’s office. Sure, ‘tis a wise business move.

 

[Barry Hell]

I agree entirely but @Barry Hell ’s right in his earlier post, scramblers, hyperstrada, escoots, Multis and the odd Pani to track day afficionadoes plus the odd Superleggera or two that’ll sit on display in some hedge fund manager’s office. Sure, ‘tis a wise business move.

Do you think there will be a line of Ducati beard oil coming out for the opening

 

[Sambo]

By the look of it, it’s in exactly the same location as the last dealership that went bust, underneath the arches in Vauxhall.

Robarano isn’t too far off with his description. Customers are going to find it very difficult to get insurance.
I hear the new MV dealership is doing well though.

 

[DesmoHyper]

I agree entirely but @Barry Hell ’s right in his earlier post, scramblers, hyperstrada, escoots, Multis and the odd Pani to track day afficionadoes plus the odd Superleggera or two that’ll sit on display in some hedge fund manager’s office. Sure, ‘tis a wise business move.

Hedge funds? Is that a landscape gardener ?

 

[DesmoHyper]

By the look of it, it’s in exactly the same location as the last dealership that went bust, underneath the arches in Vauxhall.

Robarano isn’t too far off with his description. Customers are going to find it very difficult to get insurance.
I hear the new MV dealership is doing well though.

Good luck to whoever is doing it I say but dang I wouldn’t want to pay the business rates in that shit hole London especially with the Muslim council Guinness of a mayor
Trying
To
Fuck any business within London

 

[Dirty Leeds]

When’s the book open on the first theft/break in?

Be broke into whilst it’s been fitted out all the power tools be gone… is it that place that was motorcycle city? On that big roundabout

 

[Noobie]

By the look of it, it’s in exactly the same location as the last dealership that went bust, underneath the arches in Vauxhall.

Robarano isn’t too far off with his description. Customers are going to find it very difficult to get insurance.
I hear the new MV dealership is doing well though.

There is a Triumph dealer there too

LIND Triumph London | LIND Triumph

We're expanding with another LIND Triumph showroom location in London, adding to our existing three dealerships, to help you with your motorcycling needs.

www.lind.co.uk

 

[Sambo]

Maybe it’s a different locatio, it’s just what MCN were speculating.

 

[Sambo]

Fuc, fuc bloody fuc. Every time I use a full stop on an iPad it deletes the last characte. Sending me fucking bonker.

 

[Sambo]

Also, I can post a like on other peoples posts but how do I put anything else?

 

[Markduc]

Fuc, fuc bloody fuc. Every time I use a full stop on an iPad it deletes the last characte. Sending me fucking bonker.

I thought it was just me …..

 

[West Cork Paul]

Also, I can post a like on other peoples posts but how do I put anything else?

Just hold your thumb on the ‘Like’ and all the options will pop up

 

[WAYNE]

I thought it was just me …..

And you are an elite member, is that the member in your trousers??

 

[WAYNE]

On a laptop to get a reaction as in like and whatever i have to move along the likes and what ever and if you go a little bit over you have to start again, drives me nuts!!