davie ravies far too happy

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gordj65

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ive decided davie ravie enjoys life too much,hes always got a cheerfull look on his face,and a sunny outlook on life,and to be quite frank it drives me daft.

so ive thought about it and decided we need to get him married and make him as miserable as someone his age should be.

if anybody has a suitable female for him let me know so i can get the wheels in motion, some suitable characteristics are to follow

1.obviously not too bright
2.must hate golf
3.a strict non smoker
4.must like weekend walks round garden centres accomponied by davie
5.must be fitness fanatic who likes doing the munros with davie of course
6.must be reasonably good looking but with the ability to look like a monster first thing in the morning
7.can only be interested in football if shes a hibby
8.have no interest in sex unless its for procreation
9.a strict churchgoer
10 a willingness to suck all the life and joy out of him

does anyone know of such a women?
if so please post all cv`s to davie ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
 
gordj65 said:
ive decided davie ravie enjoys life too much,hes always got a cheerfull look on his face,and a sunny outlook on life,and to be quite frank it drives me daft.

so ive thought about it and decided we need to get him married and make him as miserable as someone his age should be.

if anybody has a suitable female for him let me know so i can get the wheels in motion, some suitable characteristics are to follow

1.obviously not too bright
2.must hate golf
3.a strict non smoker
4.must like weekend walks round garden centres accomponied by davie
5.must be fitness fanatic who likes doing the munros with davie of course
6.must be reasonably good looking but with the ability to look like a monster first thing in the morning
7.can only be interested in football if shes a hibby
8.have no interest in sex unless its for procreation
9.a strict churchgoer
10 a willingness to suck all the life and joy out of him

does anyone know of such a women?
if so please post all cv`s to davie ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Sounds just like me Gord.....
 
nimue fraid you dont match the needs of a wife for our davie,youve got a love of ducati in common itd never work,i need somebody to suck all the happiness and joy out of him,i asked my wife but she says she`s too busy destroying my life just now;) ;) ;)
 
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