What the feck have you done today?
- Thread starter The GOAT
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I live in paradise. I don't commute.
The NZ roads look quite precarious. They wouldn't allow us to drive on them in that state in the UK
The NZ roads look quite precarious. They wouldn't allow us to drive on them in that state in the UK
Yeah, those fascist UK Guinnesss take away all our agency and all our fun
Elsie gave me an early Xmas present
Xtra strength?
You asking for a friend ?
If you need some Chiz, I'll find out where you can get them
Not sure they work for everyone tho'
Do they sell in bulk?
In suppository form for aircon
Could be normal tablets in some members worlds!
Going for beer 
and a game of pool tonight, different venue to normal as my mate Giovani is out and wanted somewhere near his restaurant as he's getting his staff to sty late to feed us after they close 
It usually gets messy with the wine and whisky flowing after a night on the beer...
and a game of pool tonight, different venue to normal as my mate Giovani is out and wanted somewhere near his restaurant as he's getting his staff to sty late to feed us after they close It usually gets messy with the wine and whisky flowing after a night on the beer...
Whisky on top of wine....? Don't do it. EverGoing for beer
It usually gets messy with the wine and whisky flowing after a night on the beer...
Oh you have.........
60 years ago today, my Dad told me " Do something you love Ron, and you'll never work another day in your life"
He was right too.
I got a degree in English and I've been unemployed ever since
He was right too.
I got a degree in English and I've been unemployed ever since
Spare a thought today for the houseowners of Piddington, who elected a Lib Dem MP. 
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I just need to find the clay tablet the warranty was chiselled onto...Outrageous, can you raise a warranty claim
Elsie picked up her new car today, and driving it home, decided she wanted some carpet for the boot (trying to minimise dog damage)
We called into a carpet supplier and asked if we could buy a square metre of dark carpet for a car boot.
He pointed to an offcut and said "You can have that for nothing" - it was quite long and rolled up, so we agreed and I made a donation to his coffee fund.
Unrolled at home, it's twice the size we wanted, but transporting it meant dropping the back seat to get it in, and now Elsie's new car back seat is covered in minescule bits of carpet threads ...
We called into a carpet supplier and asked if we could buy a square metre of dark carpet for a car boot.
He pointed to an offcut and said "You can have that for nothing" - it was quite long and rolled up, so we agreed and I made a donation to his coffee fund.
Unrolled at home, it's twice the size we wanted, but transporting it meant dropping the back seat to get it in, and now Elsie's new car back seat is covered in minescule bits of carpet threads ...
Called into a coffee shop and the server invited me back next week 
