Mental, to have never had a bike in the kitchen?
Living Room, Dinning Room, Ducti Room, Garages - but not in the kitchen you weirdo 
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What the feck have you done today?
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Living Room, Dinning Room, Ducti Room, Garages - but not in the kitchen you weirdo 
My first flat at aged 17 with my mates, we had a gearbox on the kitchen table for months while my mate rebuilt it!Mental, to have never had a bike in the kitchen?
I was a year older when I built my Z1 Turbo engine in my bedroom at my parents house, wasn't allowed to use the kitchen
Wow strict parents, I hope you binned them off asap so that you could use the kitchen for what it was meant for!I was a year older when I built my Z1 Turbo engine in my bedroom at my parents house, wasn't allowed to use the kitchen
Months to rebuild a gearbox?? Was @Exige one of your mates?
Err no!!!
I see what you did there, a form of reverse humour
You love your lil NoGutz really..I see what you did there, a form of reverse humour
Elsie sent me this AI poster created from one of her holiday pics taken around 10 years ago - it appeared on her Facebook page
Deffo punching above your weight Ronald.
Started work on our new extension today - it was going really well until it started to piss it down 
I went to the doctor's this morning.
"Doc, I get really stiff joints when I drink alcohol"
"Gout"
"Fuck me, I've only just walked in"
"Doc, I get really stiff joints when I drink alcohol"
"Gout"
"Fuck me, I've only just walked in"
Out for walkies with the dog this morning at one point we have to walk close by a pylon . Since last time I was there some very determined person had hoisted 2 supermarket trolleys part way up.
A strange thing to do especially as this is at least 3 miles from the nearest supermarket and along a very bumpy bridleway.
A strange thing to do especially as this is at least 3 miles from the nearest supermarket and along a very bumpy bridleway.
Attachments
They're for catching stray electrons!
Idiots, the electrons will fall through tbe holes in the trolleys - need to rubber line them
Scored a ducati performance seat for the hyper on "the other" forum....fucking bargain at 100 quid as ive never seen them below 300...ive started to stock pile spares now almost as an investment...i bought a set of race cams for the hyper about 7 or 8 years ago for a couple of hundred quid...i saw a set for a 998 at 1200 quid....not the same as mine obviously but id say mine are worth more than 200....collecting rare spares for the SXV also....
I sometimes watch reviews by aussie John Cadogan - self proclaimed auto expert. He's a bit PerryL as everything is shit but he can ve amusing, anyway, he's obviously just discovered the existence of JIS screw heads and has poured out his lifelong review of what's good and what's not - yeah, we know 
anyhoo, he did promote the attached impacta driver (I immediately thought of @WAYNE ) so I bought one (Ali Express is cheaper than amazon - don't thank me 
) so I've got it now and even though I have JIS screwdrivers and an old school manual impact driver {as well as battery) I was tickled by this. If it's shit I'll let you know 
anyhoo, he did promote the attached impacta driver (I immediately thought of @WAYNE ) so I bought one (Ali Express is cheaper than amazon - don't thank me ) so I've got it now and even though I have JIS screwdrivers and an old school manual impact driver {as well as battery) I was tickled by this. If it's shit I'll let you know
Swinton sent me a renewal notice for my 350LC (comprehensive) - apparently my current insurer hasn't quoted:-
Your new Policy Renewal Summary
Your new price this year is £56.02, which includes your insurance premium and
fees. This price is for paying your insurance in full.
Please see over the page for a full breakdown, including your monthly payment options.
As a comparison, last year’s equivalent price for paying your insurance in full
was £77.46.
Your new Policy Renewal Summary
Your new price this year is £56.02, which includes your insurance premium and
fees. This price is for paying your insurance in full.
Please see over the page for a full breakdown, including your monthly payment options.
As a comparison, last year’s equivalent price for paying your insurance in full
was £77.46.
I was very lucky to get a performance seat for my Diavel for £200 from Ducati Manchester. I'm sure that can't be what Ducati were punting them out at when the 1260D was still in production. I guess they had one sitting on the shelf gathering dust and were happy to shift it at cost.
I sometimes watch reviews by aussie John Cadogan - self proclaimed auto expert. He's a bit PerryL as everything is shit but he can ve amusing, anyway, he's obviously just discovered the existence of JIS screw heads and has poured out his lifelong review of what's good and what's not - yeah, we know
We look forward to a full and comprehensive review in the next few days
Just for transparency, is this a sponsored post?
Kinell Ron, you need to shop around, my relatively juvenile pansexual was only £45
Not sponsored, but happy to accept donations
At first I thought you said a Jiz screw, luckily I read it again to be sure.
Do you whack your jiz driver with a hammer