Climate Change (Global Warming) 🥶🌍🌞
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Dieser Mann ist eine dumme Fotze
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Careful now 
www.express.co.uk
Met Office urges Brits 'protect yourself' ahead of 22C hottest day of the year
The Met Office has offered some advice to those enjoying the sun this week.
Met Office!Careful now
Met Office urges Brits 'protect yourself' ahead of 22C hottest day of the year
The Met Office has offered some advice to those enjoying the sun this week.
Not sure wearing a condom would make it any cooler....Imagine being subjected to 22 degrees C unprotected
Try it and get back to us!
I just googled cool condoms to see if such a thing exists and this popped up (apologies for the single entendre) but it`s vegan and I didn`t think vegans had sex, not even with themselves.
These are probably the funniest I could see :-
Summer coming up very soon! (Don't get all awkward and antipodal now.)
Not like Brighton beach, no.
Of course, you might have liked Brighton and enjoyed being there ... is that the case? I'm not judging!
Narrator: He was definitely judging
It's full of puffs apparently - like many seaside towns. Must be the saltiness in the air that draws them in.
Why did you Google eX small
It`s the brand name not the size. You shouldn`t assume everything is about you.Why did you Google eX small
My word you are a big prick!
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Oh my giddy aunt physically unable to breathe just reading the headline
www.theguardian.com
physically unable to breathe just reading the headline
Dark Laboratory: groundbreaking book argues climate crisis was sparked by colonisation
Tao Leigh Goffe argues climate breakdown is the mutant offspring of European scientific racism and colonialism
Oh my giddy aunt
Dark Laboratory: groundbreaking book argues climate crisis was sparked by colonisation
Tao Leigh Goffe argues climate breakdown is the mutant offspring of European scientific racism and colonialism
Sentences like this are designed to make people think that unquestionably there is a problem;
"We all think we know what is causing the breakdown of the planet’s climate: burning fossil fuels that release carbon dioxide, change the chemistry of the air and trap more heat from the sun, leading to rising temperatures".
No Guarditwats, we don't all think anything like that...many of us know it's all a load of bullshit!
Oh dam, the sea levels aren't rising, it's North America that's sinking after all. mmmmmmm man made continent sinking 
www.technologynetworks.com
Researchers have discovered that the underside of the North American continent is dripping away in blobs of rock — and that the remnants of a tectonic plate sinking in the Earth’s mantle may be the reason why.
man made continent sinking The North American Continent Is Sinking Into the Earth’s Mantle
The North American Continent Is Sinking Into the Earth’s Mantle
The researchers hypothesize that the dripping is caused by the remnants of the subducting Farallon slab below the craton.
www.technologynetworks.com
Researchers have discovered that the underside of the North American continent is dripping away in blobs of rock — and that the remnants of a tectonic plate sinking in the Earth’s mantle may be the reason why.
Fecking global warming innit.Oh dam, the sea levels aren't rising, it's North America that's sinking after all. mmmmmmm
The North American Continent Is Sinking Into the Earth’s Mantle
The North American Continent Is Sinking Into the Earth’s Mantle
The researchers hypothesize that the dripping is caused by the remnants of the subducting Farallon slab below the craton.
Researchers have discovered that the underside of the North American continent is dripping away in blobs of rock — and that the remnants of a tectonic plate sinking in the Earth’s mantle may be the reason why.
Wait for the usual suspects to claim excessive extraction of fossil fuels is creating space for the tectonic plates to sink and we only have 5 minutes to save the earthworms .Nope, it's man made continent sinkingmuch dearer on tax than Global Warming
This is making sense now.
The US was trying to get the entire Third World to migrate to the USA, emptying out Africa, etc.
US elites then flee to the unoccupied former Third World and the North American continent disappears into the mantle, taking its new owners with it.
Genius.
Bloody Trump is ruining *everything*.