Wife wants a new Vacuum Cleaner
- Thread starter wroughtironron
- Start date
DesmoHyper
RIP John, we miss you
Im okListen Jat that ship has long sailed we have a show us you flowers tread a Panzer tread and the death nail in the whole kit a caboodle was the pansexual affair we are proper metrosexual here now sure we even found out yer man desmo has feelings today?
With having feelings it’s what separates me from the heathens and
Those in denial
I bought a Henry for here at my sisters i was considering a Hetty the pink one so i could do a Freddie Mercury impresion on the weekends!!
DesmoHyper
RIP John, we miss you
And if you had hetty it wouldn’t feel so wrong when you have it stuck on
The end of your penis
Henry would make you gay
We have 2 Hettys, one in the house and one in my shedAnd if you had hetty it wouldn’t feel so wrong when you have it stuck on
The end of your penis
Henry would make you gay
Good call i never thought of that!!And if you had hetty it wouldn’t feel so wrong when you have it stuck on
The end of your penis
Henry would make you gay
What do you do with the one in the shedWe have 2 Hettys, one in the house and one in my shed
DunnoWhat do you do with the one in the shed
What do you do with the one in the shed
DesmoHyper
RIP John, we miss you
You is a playyyyer!!!!We have 2 Hettys, one in the house and one in my shed
the hoovers answer to Hugh Hefner
Greedy Guinness!!
DesmoHyper
RIP John, we miss you
The one in the shed like fritzl’s daughter.. he keeps it under lock and key for his own personal shed timeWhat do you do with the one in the shed
DesmoHyper
RIP John, we miss you
Addict
Shhhhhhh, don't let barry know he will want one he collects these thing's don't you know!!
NOODS
Elite Member
She used to work with a HENRY but gave him the boot, she prefers to do the job by hand these days, or did she say she did a great hand job? I can’t remember which way around it was now.... XShhhhhhh, don't let barry know he will want one he collects these thing's don't you know!!
Is that copper rummaging down the front of his trousers looking for a Hetty?
Been looking at Vorwerk - the Ducati of the vacuum cleaner market, but I'd need to send the wife back onto the streets in order to afford one
Ducati of a vacuum cleaner? So just leave it in the corner to look at and polish it now and thenBeen looking at Vorwerk - the Ducati of the vacuum cleaner market, but I'd need to send the wife back onto the streets in order to afford one
Does the 1098R model increase in value over time?Ducati of a vacuum cleaner? So just leave it in the corner to look at and polish it now and then
Shoboshi
Well-known member
Oh Yesss.... Luv it when people start to talk dirty
For a change, I've listened to Loz's missus and hope she's on the right track 
nathanhu
Member
I have a couple of the Vorwerk vacuums, great bits of kit, but not cheap.Been looking at Vorwerk - the Ducati of the vacuum cleaner market, but I'd need to send the wife back onto the streets in order to afford one
what i hate is the fact in Germany you can only get the salesman to come around to sell you the bits you need, so its like being ransacked and robbed in your own home....
I have a few Dyson's ( handheld and roll along) and they are great, but if you have a dog or two you will need to wash out the cyclone body regularly as you will get build up inside the cones. but once cleaned they are back to 100% power
Been looking at Vorwerk - the Ducati of the vacuum cleaner market, but I'd need to send the wife back onto the streets in order to afford one
Rattly, overpriced and unreliable?
I got a Shark anti-hair thing like this (NZ801UKTG)- harder to push than the Dyson, but much quieter, has picked up lots of fluff from the carpets, and the dog is nowhere near as frightened of it.
