Wife wants a new Vacuum Cleaner

wroughtironron

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We've had numerous Dysons over the past thirty years, but they eventually expire from excessive use.

We have a dog which sheds hair like cherry blossom trees shed petals, and our main rooms are carpeted.

Currently got the Dyson Animal Ball but it's coughing like a heavy smoker, so what d'ya recommend ? - (needs to be an upright)
 
What has happened to us? We’re talking about hoovers....
The end is nigh.
Thank you Henry

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We've had numerous Dysons over the past thirty years, but they eventually expire from excessive use.

We have a dog which sheds hair like cherry blossom trees shed petals, and our main rooms are carpeted.

Currently got the Dyson Animal Ball but it's coughing like a heavy smoker, so what d'ya recommend ? - (needs to be an upright)
Simply Youtube cleaning your Dyson to return it to its former glory.
 
My wife can strip the Dyson down, clean it and put it back together faster than McLaren
Same here.... she has about 6... as we've "side graded" the business to use these....
£45 for a refurbed unit.... £70 new Amazon.
  • 22min run time
  • mono-stable on/off switch
VYTRONIX 22V Lithium Cordless Hoover Upright 3in1 Handheld Stick Vacuum Cleaner
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Listen Jat that ship has long sailed we have a show us you flowers tread a Panzer tread and the death nail in the whole kit a caboodle was the pansexual affair we are proper metrosexual here now sure we even found out yer man desmo has feelings today? 👀😝
I reckon a LGBTQRBYDONSEYIYEEYIYO thread should be started after all it is the new fucked up fashion now, and as for @DesmoHyper he is a pretty flower of a gezzer and maybe he should start such a thread!!
 
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