Urn for your loved one?

Personally my ashes are going to have a sprinkle of coke mixed in, wrapped in cling film, and then attached to the biggest domestic firework rocket to be sent skyward over my town so I can shoot myself over everyone.

However, if you are someone that has a wish to hold onto your loved ones, then sports direct are doing urns for just £15 and a fiver extra for engraving. The next batch are due for purchase on the 29th of November

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Noobie said:
Personally my ashes are going to have a sprinkle of coke mixed in, wrapped in cling film, and then attached to the biggest domestic firework rocket to be sent skyward over my town so I can shoot myself over everyone.

However, if you are someone that has a wish to hold onto your loved ones, then sports direct are doing urns for just £15 and a fiver extra for engraving. The next batch are due for purchase on the 29th of November

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I'm going to have mine attached to a giant firework and exploded over Disney land.... but I'm not going to be cremated first.
 
I still have my mum and dad in the garage, i wanted to take them out to the New Forest somewhere near Frome as it has some Family ties!!
My sister is not ready for it yet as she still doesn't want to let go, the day will come and my son said he would drive us out there to say goodbye. We are here for a good time not a long time, my mum told me before she went that she has been very lucky with the things she has done in her life, the heyday of the 60s and seeing Malta and Gozo when it was a great place to be. My dad had a tough life when he was young in Gozo as his dad was a right Guinness and chucked him out on the street, he had to fend for himself and lived on the beaches. He lived by fishing and scraps and when he came to England in 1959 with his friend and lived at Tiger Bay Wales then moved to Southamton met my mum in a cafe and the rest is history!! :love:
 
I've never thought about it to be honest.

I do want to be cremated - don't want a grave that my kids need to tend to, and then forget.

Ideally I would prefer what they do in Tibet (I think it's Tibet) where they take your body up in the mountains and leave it to be scavenged and nurish something else. But I don't think that's allowed in The Lakes.
 
Dox said:
I've never thought about it to be honest.

I do want to be cremated - don't want a grave that my kids need to tend to, and then forget.

Ideally I would prefer what they do in Tibet (I think it's Tibet) where they take your body up in the mountains and leave it to be scavenged and nurish something else. But I don't think that's allowed in The Lakes.
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Be fine in Lancaster city centre if you have seagulls :unsure: :ROFLMAO:
 
On a personal note i want cremation, you never know the coffen lid might blow off with a massive influx off alcohol introduced into the flames!! 🤷‍♂️
 
Hugo Magnus said:
Knew?
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Haha, I should've said 'know of' - it was a smallholding that I used to commute past daily - saw the funeral in progress which looked odd until I realised what was happening. They built a fence around the plot to keep the cattle off it for a while. Then removed the fence and you wouldn't know anyone was buried there - there's no headstone. Maybe a flagstone which you cant see from the road.
 
Noobie said:
Personally my ashes are going to have a sprinkle of coke mixed in, wrapped in cling film, and then attached to the biggest domestic firework rocket to be sent skyward over my town so I can shoot myself over everyone.

However, if you are someone that has a wish to hold onto your loved ones, then sports direct are doing urns for just £15 and a fiver extra for engraving. The next batch are due for purchase on the 29th of November

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I can think of nothing worse than sitting on a poxy mantelpiece gathering dust... I'm getting dumped into the sea at my local beach in lanzarote and the rest on the ski slopes in Italy.. I want to be remembered in our good times not in a graveyard surrounded by pikey headstones 👍
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BobTheBounder said:
Fuck all that malarkey, for me put my body in a hole in copse in my beloved Yorkshire, sprinkle me with whatever, to make me compost sooner and give back to mother earth. ❤️
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The soul is all that matters dude, we all have that, to live forever you have to die!!

 
AirCon said:
Lovely little hamlet here... +500 year old pub.... 300 year olde house... all brick or slate... none of yer farm concrete here me auld laddie.
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You live next door to the one of the largest thermal masses in europe 🤷‍♂️
Just because you londoners have to find the countryside to tip, as your city is full! :giggle:
 
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