If I was being ungracious, with that sort of opening and tone I'd just ask you if you were some sort of career cardboard cutout Guinness - but I wont.
So other than your opinion of all of us, you're alright with everything else yea?
no twinkle, you misunderstand...
I'm not calling them toffee due to their material makup or structural integrity.
I'll use some more generic bricklayer terms to make it easier for you.
I think probolt is overpriced blingy dogshit. I'd rather spend the money with someone like Harris Performance, Poggipolini, or clarendon speciality fasteners before I give Probolt my money.
they're expensive and I don't like dealing with them. comparable products are available for less money and probably from the same supplier they use.
We tried to deal with them many years ago for one of the race car programmes I was working on, and they were painful and expensive and arrogant, and we went to Poggipollini in the end as they could do what we wanted and could satisfy all the PPAP, CREST and batch traceability documentation and testing we required.
Probolt could do none fo these things. In all my years of motorsport ,formula 1 and aerospace i have yet to see a probolt bag in any of the establishments I've worked in and especially not aerospace. And to put in into perspective said project at the time thought nothing of blowing 70k on a bespoke ceramic bearing and ordering in a couple of dozen of them on a just in case basis, so dropping several hundred grand in one hit for a bag of bolts really was nothing to lose sleep over.
Dog toffee describes the opinion of have of them and comparing them to the extrusion of waste matter from a canine's anus rather than a description of their materials or processes, which as your literature attests is more than adequate for layman purposes. So when you say toffee your arse - you are infact totally correct, but yours isn't dog toffee, its Everclear Toffee. I don't want to offend dogs in any way you see.
I trust I've clarified the matter for you.
Also to be clear I'm not a metallurgist, so unlike you we all, so very clearly know fuck all about anything.
On behalf
@West Cork Paul ,
@Exige and myself I offer you our most heartfelt apology in not having the resounding encyclopaedic scope of knowledge you obviously eclipse us with.
So please, since our knowledge here is so dismal and we're all such a bunch of uneducated ignorant twats - please Everclear, we beseach you, educate us with a full and comprehensive sticky thread in the technical section instead of just posting up a sales brochure from probolt, because by the sound of it, you know a fucking shit load that's worth sharing.
I have a friend who works in cancer research - maybe you'd like to educate him on how he's doing it wrong as well.
So please, for the benefit of the community please... pretty please.. with a cherry on top... put us all straight with a nice well written informative article for our collective learning - that way we can all digest, take it in and put any questions we have for you so that all may learn and enrich themselves.
And if you don't want to, go an put that probolt shaped dildo back in your mouth and arsehole and keep sucking and fuck off. There's enough fuckers on here who just come in with a snide comment, call everyone a prick and then post up some shit from another part of the internet and profess knowledge but never seem willing to expound or share.
Also so you don't feel left out, I'm sure our resident memesmith and communicator of the visual medium
@WAYNE will be along with a suitable meme or other animated delectation for you shortly.
At least you tried to cover yourself with a cute smiley at the end. So that makes it alright yes?
who’s been teaching you to cut and paste btw 
